Choroso

An exclamation of panicked frustration when you are your own problem.

Why can’t I hold all these lime?! Choroso!!

by StruggleBun October 20, 2023

Chrisonique

She's the most gorgeous girl alive. She may be introverted but she has lots of friends. Everyone feels calm around her; this makes her known as the therapist friend. Not every guy might recognize that she's beautiful, but the one true guy who comes around would recognize both her beauty and intelligence.

Boy 1: Hey you heard about Chrisonique?
Boy 2: Yeah, I think I might be falling in love with her.

by AloneinpArodise November 21, 2023

Chrisorize

Something belonging to a person named Chris, or personalized by a person named Chris.

Now no one can say this is theirs cause it's been Chrisorized

by Littlefoxybrat April 7, 2024

chorizo

Diarrhea

After a long night of drinking I get chorizo in the morning.

by blahblahblahblacksheep May 14, 2024

Spicy chorizo

A culinary mishap in which a male cook handles dry or fresh chiles and then uses the restroom to urinate--thereby touching his penis with chile-infused fingers and causing some of the worst pain known to male-kind.

For the female version, see Spicy taco.

"I was putting some pasillas into the soup, got a call from our vendor, and then ran to take a leak. As I was washing my hands I realized I gave myself a spicy chorizo so bad I had to break out the milk."

by CookinSpain November 4, 2014

Mexican chorizo sandwich

To be involved in a threesome that involves two white women when your Mexican.

Dude did you see Pedro leave the bar with those two fat white chicks last night?

Yeah dude! He for sure made a Mexican chorizo sandwich!!

by Shanemane September 13, 2021

young choristor of the year

one ginger girl with an awful voice, loud as fuck, jarring as hell, finds a way to bring up that once when she was 7, she won young chorister of the year in almost every conversation. She's ginger and has flame pussy.
shes gina fina than a minor. Accused of multiple crimes due in court next week. Eats pussy. WELL! speakin from experience ! schizophrenic. insane. bitter nasty cow.

some one singing...
ginger cunt: I WON YOUNG CHORISTOR OF THE YEAR!!!! mmmmmm...(FLASHES FLAME-HEADED MERE DEMURE PUSSY . resembles sticky lasagne) it's not much but its honest work!

by selfhateclub October 25, 2022