dave chappelle

aight i would just like to say this right now, dave is not self racist, if he was he wouldnt be respected by everyone he is hillarious

some of the funniest moments on chappelles show

guy- mr. chappelle, just because a investigator is a possible racist and their has been some racial profiling goin on lately you think that their was planted evidence in the oj simpson case

dave chappelle- yes i do

guy- but mr. chappelle

dave chappelle- NO FURTHER QUESTIONS

dave chappelle-oh my god its hatching, ladies and genteleman, the first dinosaur in a billion years is being hatched in my house THIS IS THE MOST BALLIN SHIT EVEEEEEEEEERR oh i just wish i had my, my SCISSORS (cuts off the dinosaurs head and licks the blood comin out)

dave chappelle- is pimpin easy??

proffessor- no

dave- correct

girl 1- no

dave- correct

aisain guy- no

dave- correct

dj- it aint easy

dave- correct

black guy-... hell yeah

dave- somehow that is correct

by yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy0 August 19, 2006

screwed and chopped

music style pioneered by dj screw,
where (southern hiphop) get slooowed down and fucked with (repeats, fx, etc)
music for syrup sippers.

david banner mississippi the album (screwed and chopped)

al green screwed and chopped

by nine February 21, 2004

chopper grunter

When you acquire a chopper gunner in call of duty and proceed to insert as much of the controller (handle first) into the anus or vagina of a female lover, using the chopper-gunner-caused vibration as a vibrating-dildo-like sensation. This is known to cause the female lover to grunt with pleasure, hence the name.

The motivation from my girlfriend to give her a chopper grunter has increased my motivation to get chopper gunners, therefore increasing my gaming skill, win-win.

by Ala Mufassa Jones IV December 30, 2010

Dave Chappelle

Dave Chappelle- Really funny guy that has his own show on commedy central at 10:30 EST.

Dave Chappelle is really fuckin funny!

by DA GUY April 14, 2004

Brown chopper

A sexual position where a woman lays on her back and the man sits on top of her. He sits on her chest and holds her ankles by his shoulders, hence like chopper motorcycle handle bars. In this position he can titty fuck her, get a blowjob/balls licked or sit on her face for ass-licking, hence the brown part of the name.

It took Drew forever to convince his girl to try the brown chopper - sick bastard.

by AlxNvrmnd September 5, 2012

Worldwide Choppers

A song related to midwest choppers. worldwide choppers has alot of fast rappers in it. Tech N9ne,Ceza,twista,twisted insane, yelawolf. etc.

Worldwide Choppers!!!!! chorus : im lightyears ahead of my peers want some you can come, bring it right here. cant clown meh dont come round meh. bow down i was crowned when they found meh.

by i like koalas July 8, 2011

Dave Chappelle

Funniest nigga in the world. Watching his stand up shit is funny. "Whats all that chocolate on yo face, Motha fucka!"

I was watching that black guy.
You mean dave chappelle the funniest nigga alive

by Sebastian and Amanda May 26, 2006