child

A piece of property in which adults have complete control over until they either:
1. turn 18
2. buy their own housing
3. run away
aka a slave

I'm a child living in my parent's house therefore I'm a slave

by Dubiks January 12, 2019

Childe

A term used for describing someones Inadequacy in a certain field.

Mike (dumbass): I neva Dun nuffen so shut up
Charles (A* student in English): Mike, your grammar is quite simply appalling, compared to me you are but a Childe.

by James January 18, 2005

Child

Spawn of Satan, Reincarnation of Lucifer, dumb fucks, insult.

None needed, thats what they are.

"You are such a chidl."

by Gabriel March 22, 2005

child

One of those pathetic death things of about 3 feet tall who comes to your door and demands airsol tuna. Alsoi their diet consists mainley of feet and other parts of small children things. Destened for death. Avoid these at all costs.

The child is sawing off your chin.

The child is going to eat you.

Oh no, the child has matches.

by MJ (Some Fantastic) October 02, 2003

Child

A great use as either a pillow or a football. Also a great flashlight

Hey bro you wanna go kick a child around?

by TurtleBird69 July 12, 2020

Child

Annoying piece of shit that can walk talk and eat.

You act like a child

by BBC more like BBQ April 14, 2021

Child

A child is a Pearce of shit

I hate the child

by Yourlocalpanbish June 16, 2021