When your stomach hurts terribly whilst you need to take a shit, specifically while going to a public function where you cannot safely excrete the fat trucker shit boiling in your vat of dookie acid.
"Goddamnit, I have Chernobyl Booty." says James. "Why don't you just drop a log?" says Harry. "I can't I'm going to work."
by PLEB1 November 6, 2021
Get the Chernobyl Bootymug. This act of charity requires 5 partners. The 1st partner will siphon semen from the genitals of the 2nd. The 2nd partner will then swallow the semen and allow it to digest, many hours later once the semen has left the body in the form of feces, the 3rd partner will swallow the feces and then force themselves to vomit it back into the rectum of the 4th partner
by Porcelain Street Gang October 11, 2020
Get the Chernobyl Poptartmug. When something is so burnt that it looks as if it’s been hit with 50,000 sieverts of radiation..it looks like your mom..
by Drop Like a Kennedy January 11, 2024
Get the Chernobylizedmug. A symptom, brought about by malnutrition and general unhealthiness, which leads to a skin pigmentation not distinct to the colour of the landscape after a nuclear disaster.
Due to the student's inability to look after himself, after 3 years his skin had turned Chernobyl grey
by rower11 September 1, 2017
Get the Chernobyl Greymug. Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant, also known as Chernobyl NPP, was a nuclear power plant located close to Pripyat. It is famous for the April 25, 1986 Chernobyl Nuclear Disaster.
Gopnik 1: “Hey, you ever been to Chernobyl NPP?”
Gopnik 2: “My father was a liquidator, but that’s about it.”
Gopnik 2: “My father was a liquidator, but that’s about it.”
by I think this is a good name November 15, 2023
Get the Chernobyl NPPmug. A sandwich consisting of copious amounts of Nutella and Peanut Butter between two slices of white bread.
It is named such as it will provide one with enough energy to supply a small town but will inevitably lead to a complete sugar crash after an hour.
It is named such as it will provide one with enough energy to supply a small town but will inevitably lead to a complete sugar crash after an hour.
Mikey: "Dude, I just had a Chernobyl Sandwich and it is the bomb! I just deep-cleaned my house, asked out three women, went skiing, went surfing, cooked a five course dinner and... uhhhhhhhhh..."
David: "What the fuck?"
Mikey: *unintelligible noises similar to a brain-dead chimpanzee*
David: "What the fuck?"
Mikey: *unintelligible noises similar to a brain-dead chimpanzee*
by BlueXander May 25, 2023
Get the Chernobyl Sandwichmug. When someone catfishes you and shows up to the date looking nothing like what you expected and has a nuclear level meltdown when you bring it up
How was your date last night?
Oh she looked nothing like her pictures. It ended up being a Chernobyl Catfish
Oh she looked nothing like her pictures. It ended up being a Chernobyl Catfish
by Sasa134134 January 31, 2020
Get the chernobyl catfishmug.