Chandlerism

Pretty much the coolest, most amazing practice you will ever come across.

Teachings of the Great Chandler, who resides in Southern California, usually leave you in amazement, and make you question your sanity.

Knows the secret to life, as-well.

Chandler likes to drink Vodka and OJ, take LSD, and party it up!
You wish I would write some Chandlerism, but it's not as powerful or inspiring if I just quote Chandler.
You'd have to hear it in person.

"Fuck it. Quote me, dammit!" : )
by Kylie(: February 14, 2009
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Chandler

a bitch who likes suckin cock 400 hours a day. all she thinks or talks about it dick because shes brainwashed from sucking it so much. she also loves dick for breakfast lunch and dinner.
That girl was a total Chandler last night, she gave me head 6 times!
by ohhhyeahhh!101 May 17, 2011
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verb
to ding dong ditch someone and leave candy or other such items on their doorstep during the month of april.

to tp someones house after hooking up with them
well, because it wasnt booing, or hohohing, and it was the month of april, we chandlered their house

chandlering their house just seems like a good idea right now
by waterbottlee December 09, 2006
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Chandler is a rich asshole. People think he is nice and shit, but he ain't. He thinks he is the best and never gives two fucks about anyone else. I don't care that Chandler from FRIENDS is "cool" or whatever. Chandler just sucks ass and nobody can tell me otherwise. Periodt
Me: Oh, Chandler? Yeah, he is a cuck.
Friend: Really? He seems pretty cool.
Me: No. That's what he wants you to think. He is an asshole.
by AnonymousIII October 21, 2019
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She's the most friendly and gregarious person you'll ever meet. She's very pretty and all the guys want her. Chandler loves her friends and would do anything to make them happy. She also throws the best party's.
Justin: damn who's that hottie over there?
Blake: Oh, that's Chandler, she's so dope you should go talk to her.
by riconastyyyy April 09, 2018
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Chandler’s generally have a largely below average penis. They overcompensate this by acting like the biggest asshole to everyone he meets
Wow that chandler has such a small penis
by Fuck_chandler2580 May 10, 2018
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Chandler is An Asia. Who lies and can't keep a secret
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