certified flop

A certification given to posts on social media that act as if they’re going to garner support, but simply do not.

Guy 1: *posts meme making fun of guy 2*
Guy 2: “certified flop”

by brobgonal April 21, 2022

Certified demon

A Certified demon is someone that exudes stereotypical "alpha/sigma" male behaviour or exudes behaviour that can be considered menacing or threatening in both a positive and negative connotation.

Person 1: "Did you see how Harold got the best grade on the test without even studying?"
Person 2: "Yeah he's a certified demon for that."

by ShadowGoldGang January 18, 2022

Google Certified

Knowing everything you can on a specific topic and becoming a professional by using google.

Jessie- I know everything about Parakeets

Siera- Oh really, are you an avian vet?

Jessie- No, Im google certified BITCH

by jkplaymate07 July 12, 2012

certified egirl

an egirl that is certified by the gamer king, and can give out no nut november passes.

"yo did you get that no nut november pass from a certified egirl? cause if not it won't work."

by 9taillllllllllllllllllllllllls November 2, 2019

Certified Gangsta

A Gangsta that is Certified....

Diego is seriously a Certified Gangsta.

"Cuz I'm a Certified Gangsta, and you're a Certified Wanksta...

by Diego "Cheater" Dutra March 27, 2005

certified idiot

Someone who doesn't full send and is not a certified beauty.

That guy is a certified idiot. He is a fucking half sender.

by Rona SZN with the boys January 8, 2018

Certified Fresh

One of the rating levels in the rating website "Rotten Tomatoes".
To get Certified Fresh the movie needs to have at least 8.5 or above

Person 1: hey have you seen that new lion king movie yet? I think its great
Person 2: hmm I don't know..it didn't portray enough realism

Person 1: well yeah its a live action movie what do you expect

Person 2: I guess... but its still not a Certified Fresh though
Person 1: true that.

by the_isa September 2, 2019