certified funds

Making a sexual deposit

I hit that bitch with 6 inches of certified funds. Told her to keep the change.

by EPS February 22, 2018

certified beaut

Nevaeh

Damn she's a certified beaut

by James12478 February 07, 2018

certified egirl

an egirl that is certified by the gamer king, and can give out no nut november passes.

"yo did you get that no nut november pass from a certified egirl? cause if not it won't work."

by 9taillllllllllllllllllllllllls November 02, 2019

Google Certified

Knowing everything you can on a specific topic and becoming a professional by using google.

Jessie- I know everything about Parakeets

Siera- Oh really, are you an avian vet?

Jessie- No, Im google certified BITCH

by jkplaymate07 July 10, 2012

Certified Gangsta

A Gangsta that is Certified....

Diego is seriously a Certified Gangsta.

"Cuz I'm a Certified Gangsta, and you're a Certified Wanksta...

by Diego "Cheater" Dutra March 28, 2005

certified idiot

Someone who doesn't full send and is not a certified beauty.

That guy is a certified idiot. He is a fucking half sender.

by Rona SZN with the boys January 08, 2018

certified idiot

a person who is knowledgeable in things which do not help them in any situation for example algebra. This person does not understand any basic things about the world or has any common sense. they are sometimes fun to be around but make you loose brain cells. they lack basic qualities such as driving, responding, playing spike ball and many more.

I hungout with ellyn last night and she is a certified idiot. She even thought texas was her own country!!

by hahahahahahahhahahahaa June 30, 2020