Catching your dick in the zipper

When drivers try to merge onto the highway zipper-style and the vehicles both on the merge ramp and in the lane of travel come to a complete stop.

You were nearly to work on time but you got hung up CATCHING YOUR DICK IN THE ZIPPER BECAUSE NOBODY ON 422 CAN FUCKING DRIVE!!!

by #Fired December 17, 2019

Catching A Fox On A Horse Hunt

Something you suggest when you have no fucking idea how the game charades works

It's your round. Why don't you mime "Catching a fox on a horse hunt". That will be fun for everyone.

by anarsh April 4, 2020

Catching That Turtle

When two dudes skip the draft and have gay sex in Oklahoma. The usual fee for this is $100.

You still owe me a Hundo for Catching that turtle.

by C-Note-444 January 25, 2021

Catching up on sleep

To masturbate. An excuse to tell your roommates when you are going to go masturbate so they think you are going to bed.

Tyler- "Hey guys I think I'm going to go to bed early to catch up on sleep"
Matt- "Tyler are you going to masturbate?"
Tyler- "Noooooo...." (Sarcastic)
Matt- "OH! you're not Catching up on sleep! You're masturbating!"

by uccstrackman December 8, 2010

catching strays

Being hit by a stray bullet

Niggas outchea in the hood catching strays.

by SydMak July 17, 2019

Catching the crazy turkey

An Innuendo for sex that starts with a bottle of wild turkey ends in a bedroom and somewhere in between a chicken is killed. Term invented by James Ryan Haywood of Rooster teeth / Achievement Hunter.

We all know where you've been, you've been catching the crazy turkey in Lindsay's bed.

by Mr. Damien Bane December 13, 2014

catching butterflies

When someone's doing useless things, without a purpose or randomly

You are catching butterflies, don't you know what to do?

by tripps42 March 13, 2018