canis interruptus

Getting interrupted by your dog while being engaged in a sexual act with your partner.

Joe: "What happened last night with Mary? I thought you guys were hitting it off?"
Fred: "Yeah, the dog came in and well... canis interruptus."

by sixshooter August 23, 2010

Canistel

1. An evergreen tree native to Central America that yields fruit of the same name.
2. A progressive rock trio from Monroe, New York known for its interesting choice in covers and skillful execution of prog rock.

1. "Hey, could you pass me a canistel fruit? I'm hungry."

2. Person #1: "I heard Canistel played progressive rock for five days straight."
Person #2: "That sounds both plausible and likely."

by Canistel September 14, 2010

toast cans

toast cans are simply toast cans

“That’s on toastcans luv”
“Let’s all be jem and use toast cans for spaghetti”

“Help i asked what toast cans were and they attacked my mentions”

by toastcan teacher January 15, 2020

If he cant break bread he fake

When someone (usually your friend) doesnt want to share something with you, you say this and now they have to give you it or else they’re fake

Originally said by LA Capone in a freestyle

Guy 1: “Aye bro lemme get some chips”
Guy 2: “Nah bro they’re mine”
Guy 1: “If he cant break bread he fake”
Guy 2: “Alright fine bro i’ll give you some”

by sikbone November 15, 2022

Canister

A london (particularly South East) term. Another word for the "head".

Bill: Everything alright Fred?
Fred: No, not really mate - someones just done me brother round the back of the canister with a cricket bat, he's bang in trouble.

by LondonSlangman October 28, 2008

Morrin Cans

A can of booze that isn't quite the normal size of a can, normally Carlsberg. People who drink this tend to be rather effeminate and prefer to drink these 'baby cans' rather than cans for adults. You also must pay more money for these as you are paying for the privilege of not being a real man.

Dude 1 : Hey dude, are those Morrin Cans? Couldn't you find the proper sized ones?

Dude 2 : Aww shit, he's on the Morrin Cans. I didn't know he was a wimp.

by SwayzeismyName June 11, 2010

Cant win em all

This phrase is most commenly used whenever faced with adversity. However, the phrase can also be used as a means to end any trouble one might have. The very phrase itself has spawned a mentality of "who gives a shit", and a basic lack of ambition.

-"DUDE! you just ran over that kids leg"
-"Cant win em all, jackass"

by jackbass August 8, 2005