A stupidly big shoe. When someone's shoe is so mammoth it is as if they're sailing down the street in those gargantuan laced souls.
The only shoes the little asian lady could find to wear were Shaq's slippers, so she walked out to get the mail in a pair of foot canoes.
Big-foot went to the shoe store where Al Bundy fit his tootsie with a foot canoe.
Big-foot went to the shoe store where Al Bundy fit his tootsie with a foot canoe.
by java monster February 18, 2008
by pseudonym2589 September 14, 2008
Second baseman for the New York Yankees, extremely hott, barely speaks a word of english, and happens to PLAY IN BETWEEN Derek Jeter and Jason Giambi...oo yes and he's one of the best rookies in the game.
Robinson Cano should have won AL ROOKIE OF THE YEAR.
Hmm...speaking of great second basemans, did you see Robinson Cano last night?
Hmm...speaking of great second basemans, did you see Robinson Cano last night?
by Angie Jones December 28, 2005
(N.) The part of the butt that houses the ass hole. Also may be used as an insult. It looks like this (|)
Ohh last night I really got into her ass canoe before we did anal.
You are really such an ass canoe when you move around in bed.
You are really such an ass canoe when you move around in bed.
by Derpybird June 21, 2014
"Hey Amy, how was dinner with Ernest?"
"Ugh...he worked a 12 hr day, didn't wash up, and still asked for a blowjob!"
"Damn girl, sounds like you got a dirty cano!"
"Ugh...he worked a 12 hr day, didn't wash up, and still asked for a blowjob!"
"Damn girl, sounds like you got a dirty cano!"
by Slammer96 April 04, 2014
A person that flakes on friends, family and relationships for their own personal agenda. They tend to float away and are consumed by their own ego.
by MTYBargainedForYet July 05, 2017
by G millz May 03, 2012