Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

canine-communication channeling

Refers to where ya casually "say sumpin' to da dog" in order to less-directly convey said remark to one or more fellow humans within earshot.

A classic example of "canine-communication channeling" would be to tell da family pooch to let a recently-arrived visitor alone so dat he can relax after performing a stressful/exhausting task for you; what you are really meaning is to express regret and gratitude to said weary person for his so-greatly exerting himself on your behalf.

by QuacksO0 May 31, 2025

domestic canine

Back-formation of "homedog", meaning "a peer with whom one's relationship does not extend beyond camaraderie and brief physical contact upon greeting and valediction".

Alternatives: mate, bled, bruv, homie.

"What descends in the surrounding residences, domestic canine?"
(= "What's going down in the hood, homedog?")

by J. Depvo July 26, 2009

Canine crop dusting

When dogs keep walking while pooping; oftentimes, crossing over onto sidewalk or street

It’s such a pain to walk Snuffles because she keeps canine crop dusting the sidewalk.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee July 15, 2025

Canine bidet

When you smear peanut butter on your chocolate starfish after pinching a loaf to entice a dog to lick it off, thus cleaning your ass.

I usually prefer the canine bidet to a regular one, but I ran out of skippy.

by Milkbones August 22, 2019

Built like a Canine

A phrase used to describe a person who has a slim/skinny build accompanied by protruding collarbones akin to a dog.

"That guy Built like a Canine."
"Fax bro."

by OGJitmobile May 30, 2021

Canine's lipstick

Another name for a Dog's Red Rocket

Dude your dog got a Canine's Lipstick

by God_Of_Femboys August 9, 2021