A fat person; the "nice" way to call someone fat or to refer to someone who is fat when you are too weak to tell them the truth.
by RyanTheDefiner May 26, 2024

them: "omg that's so high calorie! ive eaten enough anyway"
me: "that's true, but calories don't matter, so please allow yourself to enjoy the food if and when you want it"
me: "that's true, but calories don't matter, so please allow yourself to enjoy the food if and when you want it"
by giantphallussedlady May 8, 2022

by The Queen Of Accountability February 24, 2025

How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .
Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!
by QuacksO January 4, 2020

My friend has such a toxic calorie intake, he’s constantly leaving fast food around the house when he knows I’m fasting
by DollarTreeGuy May 30, 2021

Calories are the amount of energy released when your body breaks down (digests and absorbs) food.
The calorie is a unit of energy.
The calorie is a unit of energy.
by Shaya October 25, 2022

A small, but attractive or sexy man. Perhaps he wouldn’t do for your main man because he’s so small but would be a nice little snack.
“See the short guy over there? I think he’s checking you out”
“Yeah, he’s super hot. Too bad he’s so small.”
“100 calorie snack?”
“Yeah, he’s super hot. Too bad he’s so small.”
“100 calorie snack?”
by Jrhrh11 August 8, 2018
