by wheresward October 22, 2018
by Jjoshyy69420 March 12, 2023
Get the Caloriesmug. A quarterback who puts up a lot of seemingly impressive stats, but rarely wins games, rendering his stats useless in the grand scheme of things.
Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.
Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.
Jay: I am so pumped for my team's new QB, we are going to air it out all season long.
Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.
Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.
Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.
Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.
by Mike109999 March 21, 2022
Get the Empty Caloriesmug. by lukecycles May 19, 2017
Get the calorie cloudmug. when you’re broke and hungry so you compare the amount of calories in different foods to see which is the best offer.
by Anne Spank February 5, 2019
Get the Calorie Cashingmug. them: "omg that's so high calorie! ive eaten enough anyway"
me: "that's true, but calories don't matter, so please allow yourself to enjoy the food if and when you want it"
me: "that's true, but calories don't matter, so please allow yourself to enjoy the food if and when you want it"
by giantphallussedlady May 8, 2022
Get the caloriemug. by The Queen Of Accountability February 24, 2025
Get the High Caloriedmug.