John Catanzara

The greasy, unapologetically racist union head of the notoriously corrupt Chicago Fraternal Order of Police who is intent on leveraging his influence into politicizing police forces in contravention of his mandate and of the integrity of the force. Catanzara is a hot-headed desk jockey that is eager to enact long-held fantasies of brutalizing the Chicagoan taxpayers he is sworn to protect and serve. An embodiment of incompetence and the poster-boy for the ACAB slogan, his funeral will be a day of celebration in the Windy City.

John Catanzara having a job constitutes an entire reason alone to defund Chicago's police. John Catanzara's attempt to use the force as a political weapon is even more of a blatant show of corruption than the dozen pigs under his watch who used a congressman's office to lounge around on the public's dime, a matter which Catanzara has baldly lied about to the public after telling reporters that the officers in question arrived on-scene at the request of the congressman's staff.

by Barrett Wilson June 13, 2020

catan

Code word for sexual activities.

Let's go play some catan tonight.

by meetii January 17, 2017

cantankerous

Someone who is super cranky, usually in a sorority (SDT) and may also be a diver.

I wish she wasn't such a bitch; she's so cantankerous.

by lameobitch January 23, 2009

Catan

A rash on a board gamers butt that just won’t go away

The catan that settled on his buttocks was very difficult for the doctor to cure.

by Neural observer January 17, 2021

Catana

A Japanese sword that is commonly mispronounced by ignorant Americans. They put emphasis on the middle 'a' instead of the last 'a'. The mispronunciation itself can piss off actual Japanese speaking people including me.

Ninja in training 1: I just got a new Catana(Cuh-toh-nuh) blade.
Ninja in training 2: Ass. Any actual Japanese speaking person knows that its pronounced Catana(Cuh-tuh-na). You just pissed me off because of your mispronunciation.

by Naramiko Hashimoto November 24, 2011

Cantankerous Mailman

The act of force-feeding popsicles, ice cream, milk, milkshakes, or any other exceedingly cold consumable to a bitch, ho, or any other gender-impaired (i.e. female) person in hopes of giving them brainfreeze as a make-due date-rape. Usually used as a last resort if the roofies are not available, or one is simply low on funds.

Steven Tyler: Man, that bitch is off the heezy. Tell me you remembered my roofie-bagels.
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: I'm sorry sir, they're still in the toaster at home.
Steven Tyler: Shit. Well, did you at least bring an ass-load of Dippin' Dots?
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: Sure did. Are you thinking...
Both: Cantankerous Mailman!
Steven Tyler: Now that's what I call Sweet Emotion.

by SadCoincidence September 19, 2008

catania

something that is loose and floppy

After years of prostitution the woman became catania.

by Shed some Light December 24, 2010