CAF

Abbreviation for Cringy as Fuck. Reaction to someone being extremely awkward or embarrassing. Used especially when someone tries to obtain sympathy, virtue seek, or live vicariously, through made-up anecdotes.

Story-teller: "...They told him that she killed herself and left a note saying 'I killed myself because you wouldn't date me, all because I wasn't your type.' The boy looked at her face and realized she was the most beautiful thing he ever beheld. He fell to his knees and cried 'Why?! I should have given you the chance!' The next day they found him dead in his bedroom with a note next to him saying 'You were right. You are my type. I'm sorry.' If you believe types don't matter, re-post and share this with ten other people or else a ghost will eat your face."
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by Mimic22 November 22, 2017

CAF

A slang term for "Classy as F**k." Usually used in texting or Twitter

'"I saw that new suit you are wearing, it's CAF"

by BlackHawk812 September 3, 2016

Caffed

Getting completed and totally falling down drunk. Usually after numerous shots

Went out last night and got completely Caffed.

by Spuddly July 25, 2021

CAF

"CUT AS FUCK"....Extremely annoyed, angry or upset. Another couple of levels up from just being CUT

"Man! you're CAF"
"Don't be so CAF!"
"Stevo's CAF!"

by A_B_M January 23, 2024

CAF

Curious as fuck

"tell me a secret, because I'm CAF"

by Mellymel24 July 16, 2017

CAF

Cool as fuck

omg he's caf

by Maddielol May 28, 2018

Caf-furious

1. The caffeine equivalent of hangry
2. Needing caffeine so bad you're angry

If there isn't coffee in my hand in the next 5 minutes, I'm gonna become caf-furious

by SubwaySandwich October 17, 2022