cack

To use ones penis to hit someone with, usually upon the face.

A combination of 'cock' and 'smack'

'He cacked me on the face, and now I have a big long bruise'

'Watch it, or i'll cack you.'

by Mason January 30, 2004

cack

cack -- originally produced by accidentally combining 'cock' and 'smack'

1)Someone who has the qualities of a moron, asshole, and jerk
2)Can be used to refer to the penis
3)Can be substituted for any syllable which sounds vaguely like cack

1)"Stop bugging me, you loser cack"
2)"If you bite the tip of my cack, I'll kill you"
3)"Cackually, I suspect illegal cacktivities on the premises"

by Cackmaster 1982 July 8, 2003

cack

Whatever the fuck the North End feels like

Hey Spliff, you fucking cack, pass some fucking beer.

by cackster February 23, 2005

Cack

a stronger cock, more influential and craved more then normal. A cack is like a god cock, a cock is just a cock. A cack all the ladies want and need, a cock ladies can do without. Only the strong and possessed can attribute such a cack.

kristina: " nick has such a big cock!"
bobbi: " i know, but have you seen mikes cack? its mesmorizing!"

by queen liz December 1, 2010

cack

A slang word for the male penis

Woah! Look at the size of his cack!
Doesn he ever have a small cack

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

Cack

All those in the US military receive a CAC card Common Access Card. This card is commonly refered to as one's Caack.

Bro Pilot: "Dude, you forgot your Cack again!"
Bro Pilot 2: "Yeah, I left it in the damned Cack hole"

by Peni S. Gigantor September 6, 2007

Cack

A white person attempting to say the word cock.

Dude I saw this chack today and her tats were so fawking big dude it made my Cack get hard.

by Brendoballer February 29, 2008