cablaxia

n. State of feeling adrift and bored with one's life. May feature a sense of distance from other people, a loss of pleasure in formerly fun activities, and a lack of excitement or purpose. Related to both, but equivalent to neither, existential angst and the psychiatric diagnosis of dysthymia. cablaxic: adj.

He's seemed cablaxic for months; I hope he can snap out of it soon.

I can never seem to avoid my usual Sunday afternoon cablaxia.

by zoak December 9, 2008

cable rage

The incomparable rage that one feels when dealing with the cable company, when they repeatedly put you on hold for 20 minutes then cut you off, when they cancel a reapir visit after calling your office number to confirm a 7 am visit to your house when you told them to call home, when they tell you to stay home from work for an 8 hour service window because they can't accomdate your weekend request for a month.

Similar to road rage but perhaps a bit less likely to be lethal.

I am in serious cable rage after dealing with those monoploy shitheads at the cable company for the 5th time in the past two weeks. If I could get my hands on some of them right now, ther term 'going postal' might be replaced by 'going cable'.

by Michael Levitan April 4, 2008

Caileagh

Artistic and big-hearted. Loving and kind. Will not take crap from anyone and is unique- their own person. Not afraid to be different. Strong and independent.

That girl is so talented- she is such a Caileagh!

by Bigbass May 29, 2015

Cable Locater

A job position that requires a worker to utilize wireless equipment to detect underground communication cables.
Most often workers use a RD-1000 with a "Lucy" pole and a "West" sprayer.

Look at that cable locater doing good locates.

That cable locater did 140 tickets this week, I bet his boss his proud.

by YippieYo November 22, 2016

Cable Chaos

When someone or something is confusing and a tangled mess, but also a pain in an ass.

This event is cable chaos, I just can’t with it.

Susan is such a cable chaos today. Such a bitch.

by ZombieManager April 2, 2022

fancy cable

n. A type of cable television distribution using fancy video compression. The technology was developed by Motorola. Fancy cable is used by cable distributors to increase the variety of programming available on their networks, using video compression to transfer more channels through their cable networks already in place. The use of the fancy technology also adds the functionality of the cable box to have two-way communication, allowing for the purchasing of pay-per-view programming without use of a phone line, in addition to video on demand services and a secure signal.

Rachael went home to watch fancy cable at her parent's again...go figure!

by rolyaT October 22, 2007

Vestigial cable

Cable TV offering in many budget lodgings that is more basic than basic cable. Usually a tuning guide one real cable channel and an assortment of lame local channels. Rudimentary cable is a similar weak program option.

We stayed at the Super-8 lat night...the room was OK but the vestigial cable has to be the worst ever.

by TonyID March 15, 2010