Someone who really likes garlic butter however, would like it to be in a form of a meatball made from monkey bread.
That's very intellectual as it really tells us about the political state of the world right now.
Person1: What do you think about the political state of the world right now?
Person2: Garlic Butter Croissant Monkey Balls.
by lucaca May 6, 2022
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sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant is a sexual term made by the one and only Kathy
oH papa sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant
by Papacito December 6, 2020
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A food staple in Wyoming usually enjoyed after a session of Heith'sTaran'mcfigleton'hoohah for a long period of time
Damn those Garlic fried croissant butter monkey balls were so good I decided to Heith'sTaran'mcfigleton'hoohah my friend
by Canadian doltwad May 13, 2022
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Croissant

What you look like with bad posture

Something that is bent
You look like a damn croissant, oui oui oui huh huh huh
by AxelaG January 2, 2022
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Croissant Beour

A beour that works in a bakery tells you where to go everytime you’re looking for something. She usually doesn’t know where to tell you to go but when you get what you’re looking for you come back and show her. She’s always delighted to see whatever you
Come on sure we’ll ask the croissant beour where we can get trapes at this hour.

We may show the croissant beour the joints were after getting even though she didn’t know we were looking for them
by Jamezy October 5, 2023
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Kenyan Croissant

When a white man goes to Kenya to see a girl he met online. She and her family beat and kick him until he is motionless on the ground, curled in the fetal position. Then, all of her boyfriends stand over him and jerk off, covering his pale body with their semen, which leaves him looking like a buttered croissant.
Man 1: I heard Lou went to Nairobi to see his girlfriend.

Man 2: Girlfriend? She’s going to give him the worst Kenyan Croissant imaginable!
by Bubba n Ralph May 5, 2023
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