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bodies for bulk 

the concept of a female with a tight 'blockbuster' body, gaining hard to lose fat (bulk) after pregnancy.

upon 'luring' the male with 'the goods', conception is achieved and 'bait and switch' occurs. (i.e: 'bodies for bulk'!!)

the 'glory' of newly created humans has been achieved, even though the female now looks like the goodyear blimp, a pear, or the michelin man! -its' OKAY! though, because there can NEVER be enough HUMANS!!
judy liked sex but said she wasn't interested in meeting me bodies for bulk!!

we wanted some children, but were terrified of bodies for bulk!
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The amazing bulk 

The amazing bulk is a 2012 action/romance movie

Hank (Jordan Lawson), an ambitious scientist, experiments with a serum designed to increase human muscle-mass and prolong life. When a thug steals his engagement ring, Hank injects the serum into himself and transforms into the Bulk.
Release date: 2013 (USA)
Director: Lewis Schoenbrun
Budget: 14,000 USD
Screenplay: Keith Schaffner
Producers: Lewis Schoenbrun, David S. Sterling

100/100 rotten tomato's 10/10 imb
I just saw The amazing bulk and I hated it
The amazing bulk by Sans car April 15, 2020

Murphy's Law Of Buying In Bulk 

"You can keep purchasing small costlier-per-piece packages of a product till Doomsday, and you will always continue needing a sizable amount/quantity of it per week/month/year. But then just as soon as you plunk down a tidy sum for an economy-priced bulk-quantity of said commodity, your needs and/or lifestyle will immediately change, and so now you will likely never even begin to consume that much volume in your entire lifetime."

For example, you purchase several cases of plain white paraffin candles for your antique chandelier that you love to illuminate every evening, only to then discover that an electric-candle "upgrade" kit is available, and comes with fixtures that look just like the elegant candles and fit perfectly into your chandelier's holders! So now you're stuck with many hundreds of little white-wax tapers that you'll probably never have any use for.
I feel like such a total bulk-buying buffoon --- I had been consuming several expensive plywood-cutting circular-saw blades per year in my household woodworking-tasks, and so eventually I had purchased a bargain-priced fifty-pack of only-minutely-rusty "new old stock" Skilsaw-blades from a private seller on E-Bay. But then I had started using a larger-bladed table-saw for most of my panel-slicing/trimming needs, and so I've only used one or two of the circular-saw blades from the package in the many months since that time! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law Of Buying In Bulk" to me!!!

lean bulk 

When you eat like shit but also tryna get lean af.
Andy: "Aye bro you got a side of broccoli with those donuts?"
Tyler: "Yeah it's called a fuckin lean bulk."
lean bulk by foxda5th August 22, 2017

spare bulk products

The leftover bulk products your mom always has from Sam's Club. 40 rolls of toilet paper, 8 rolls of paper towels, 4 tubes of toothpaste, etc. Usually occupies a hall or bathroom closet.
"Oh we're out of toilet paper? Just check the spare bulk products closet in the bathroom."
spare bulk products by KDAVE. September 20, 2009

Gildea bulk

Eating an insane amount of food while simulateously going to the gym in an effort to make super gainz
Michael: Fuck me James that's your 3rd dinner today
James: I know, I'm on a Gildea bulk
Gildea bulk by Jdboyle2 September 1, 2016