"My Buffalo Hook made the Cuban Underduck nearly impossible. I almost did a front flip!" (see: Cuban Underduck)
by TurdFerguson21 June 3, 2016
Get the Buffalo Hook mug.This is where you go into a pizza shop, and one of the pizza makers jacks you off with a hot, freshly made Stromboli. Meanwhile, the head cook (usually known as Mr. Pudgie) prods your butthole with a chicken wing covered in x-tra hot sauce and shards of crystal meth. After you cum into the Stromboli, they have you fart out the meth, x-tra hot sauce and subsequent anal blood into a piping bag, which they use to inject the contents of into the cum-filled meat pocket. You get to take this home to your family, along with the bloody, meth and blood-covered x-tra hot wing as a garnish. Dinner can now be served.
Little Billy: “I’m hungry, daddy”.
Dad: “You know we’re on a budget, you little shit! Why don’t you eat some creamed corn from the cupboard? .. and don’t forget to share it with your sister!!”
Mom: “You know little Janie and little Billy are allergic to both cream AND corn, you lazy, unemployed, drug-addled gambling addict son-of-a-bitch!!”
Little Janie: *muffled cries*
Dad: “Goddamnit you fucking twat!! Why did I have to cum inside your wretched fish tank, instead of being smart by shooting my load into your adult diaper??!! .. *tries to calm down* .. Ok look.. My asshole is pretty much healed up from the last time, so why don’t I go down to Pudgie’s Pizza to get us all a Buffalo Hot Rod?”
Mom, Little Janie & Little Billy: “Yay!!!!”
Dad: “Daddy loves you”
Audience: “Awww”
*end scene*
Dad: “You know we’re on a budget, you little shit! Why don’t you eat some creamed corn from the cupboard? .. and don’t forget to share it with your sister!!”
Mom: “You know little Janie and little Billy are allergic to both cream AND corn, you lazy, unemployed, drug-addled gambling addict son-of-a-bitch!!”
Little Janie: *muffled cries*
Dad: “Goddamnit you fucking twat!! Why did I have to cum inside your wretched fish tank, instead of being smart by shooting my load into your adult diaper??!! .. *tries to calm down* .. Ok look.. My asshole is pretty much healed up from the last time, so why don’t I go down to Pudgie’s Pizza to get us all a Buffalo Hot Rod?”
Mom, Little Janie & Little Billy: “Yay!!!!”
Dad: “Daddy loves you”
Audience: “Awww”
*end scene*
by cocktupus January 5, 2021
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by wanda-jewel June 14, 2008
Get the buffalo, missouri mug.A bumbling buffoon is someone who wakes up in the morning and bumbles around not having any direction whatsoever. He needs to do many unimportant things like take the trash across the property and poop. And he takes about three hours to do it. A bumbling buffoon takes forever to do anything. It takes him twenty minutes just to pay for a parking meter because he has to search through his car for change when he could just use his debit card. He makes everyone wait around for him because he thinks that his mission is priority when we're all just waiting for him to get it together so we can have our pancakes and go already.
"I'll get up in twenty minutes." Twenty minutes later: "I have to poop. I have to transfer my pictures..." And then the "bumbling buffoon" says, "oh, I have to call the operator." He makes everyone wait for his bumbling around buffoonery before they can carry on with life.
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