About 6', striking blonde hair, piercing green eyes, only the most amazing guy you will ever meet. Once you get with him, never ever let him go. You will regret it and wish you could go back in time. He can be sooo adorable and not even notice it, CRAZY funny, very smart, phenomenal at everything he does, and always knows just how to make someone smile. He is loved by many, and always will be. <3
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Brett will steal your heart and then claim to have no idea what you're talking about when asked. He is incredibly cute and very smart and observant but refutes both these claims. He cannot deny his modesty. He is incredibly creative but saves it for himself. Brett is a patient and forgiving man, open-minded and even-tempered: he can be the most chill guy in the room at the same time as he's being the center of attention. He will take your abuse and your judgements for the shit you call him out for, then completely refuse to dish it back at you when you are guilty of the same dumb shit or worse. But don't be fooled: he has a rage locked away that will flow like cold lava, slowly but unstoppable in its mission, and the most damaging and humbling acts of vengeance will be metted out in just retribution just as soon as he has you convinced that all is forgiven and forgotten. He is responsible and wise. Brett is strong. Brett is the most intense love of your life that you'll never get over and will always be the one that makes you realize how much you still have to learn. Amazing kisser... amazing lover, amazing sadness you wish you could take the burden of away for him. Brett is the man you love enough to realize the best thing you can do for him is to not be in his life anymore. And yet you'll always wonder...
Person1: "Hey, did you see that cute guy on the dance floor jumping with his hand in the air?"
Person2: "he must be a Brett: he's so fucking hot - I've got to go meet my future ex-husband..."
Person2: "he must be a Brett: he's so fucking hot - I've got to go meet my future ex-husband..."
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