Someone who Likes to pet big red dogs, is a fan of beastiality, addicted to nicotine, sniff hair, wears jean jackets and baseball pants and thinks it is dope, says dope and yo and bet and pititful alot. Sucks at 2k, fake yankee fan, thinks every girl likes him, does his hair before bed, wears one earring, "isnt gay", is a lightweight, to fuck his/her cousin or roommate, has to split up friend groups 50/50, only take mirror at the gym, sucks at basketball, think Drose is good, have a small penis, and most of all DEFINITELY IS NOT GAYYYY.
by Pussyslayer75 October 15, 2019
by Sghcdhdhhxgjdfjhxdjhsgbv August 06, 2017
A mans Brennan Ratio is determined by the number of spontaneous erections that man has had in the past 7 days.
Man 1: "Dude, my Brennan Ratio is off the scale"
Man 2: "Impossible, there is no scale"
Man 1: "Alright! No need to be pedantic"
Man 3: "You guys need to get laid"
Man 2: "Impossible, there is no scale"
Man 1: "Alright! No need to be pedantic"
Man 3: "You guys need to get laid"
by Dr. Bonana July 13, 2012
The best quarterback in NCAA Football history. He broke many records such as the single-season TD record. He is also going to win the 2007 Heisman Award.
by VoteForColt January 19, 2007
by Jaya August 02, 2004
by ?no one will ever know? September 28, 2003