Sea Breacher

When dumping your excrement out of your anal cavern, you unload a turd so big that some of it pokes out of the toilet water, thus becoming a sea breacher. Usually, a sea breacher causes a major splash.

Jamarcus: I finally took a shit after 3 days.
Kevin: Jeez, how big were your turds?
Jamarcus: Bro, there were at least 4 sea breachers.

by Buttslopper-oo September 28, 2019

Andy Beech

The image you have of this fella is unforgettable.
His popularity takes control of any situation. The man was born to lead and set trends, whether they be style, living or social trends.
'Andy Beech' will never fit into todays society. He rides above it with modesty.
Potential to be the change.

He's trying to Andy Beech it.

by HenryUSAHooverSmoother August 6, 2011

Brecheisen

The surnames of a long lost powerful tribe from the Rhine region of Germany. When Attila the Hun reached Germany, there was one name he feared over all others. Thus he annihilated the tribe, except for one small boy. But then God spoke to him, and said go forth and multiply. So the little Brecheisen, named Erik went to the new land of AMERICA, where he met a very nice lady. And populated the new world with Brecheisens. So a very little known fact is that everyone born in America after 1750 is actually a Brecheisen. And beware of the knees.

Man did you see that Brecheisen walk by?? Her shorts were exposing those exotic knees of hers like no other!

by Ndp1992 May 16, 2011

Anal Breach

When a person bends down durring sex, or any other activity involving one's nakedness and inadvertantly lets something find its way into their anus, causing much pain and discomfort.

"Ohh shit dude, I just had an anal breach"

"Ohhh daizmn you got one bad ass anal breach right there"

by Sir Tews the Third of Pennsylvania, Herbert Bonabanger January 19, 2006

Bo Beecham

A stupid adult male over the age of 20 who is usually rich and completely braindead because he only does things his mother approves of. A mommy's boy. Also spelled Beau Beecham.

That guy won't date women his mother doesn't approve of! What a Bo Beecham!

by Big Derek Big Time September 7, 2007

4 finger breach

The act of wiping your asshole with a thin piece of toilet paper and then having it tear mid wipe.

Ryan:“Hey man how was your shit this morning in the office bathroom?” Elijah: “oh it was terrible. I did the 4 finger breach on accident and got shit all over my hand.”

by Rick HARAMBE January 2, 2018

Brechin

(Brechin Ontario) Brechin is a magical land populated completely by sex gods. Meer mortals cannot reside in brechin for they are unworthy. Only the most glorious of all beings may enter its pearly gates and drik from the magical fountain of youth known as lake simcoe.

"Oh how I wish I was magnificent enough to live in Brechin. Alas, I am far too plain!"

by Sleepy Ryan June 7, 2009