Its just bran
by Zorro is doggo,Yeah CAM August 04, 2019

Dude 1: Bro I’m so hungry after that sesh, whatchu got in the kitchen?
Dude 2: *Shrugs*
Dude 1: Oh shit here’s a half eaten bowl of Blazin Bran I can have!
Dude 2: *Shrugs*
Dude 1: Oh shit here’s a half eaten bowl of Blazin Bran I can have!
by Jumbo Plum March 31, 2019

Bran Calvert is somebody who is a ketamine monster, he Hoovers up the bag of ket faster than the last drop of water in a African well. The Lifestyle of Bran 🥄 doing ket and pulling munters
by Mr mcgregor UFC July 09, 2022

A visually attractive person who is both uninteresting AND unreliable, specifically in the context of dating/hook-up apps.
Friend 1: "So I was chatting with this really cute person online, but they seemed a little dull and distracted, and then they ghosted me."
Friend 2: "Gurl, sounds like you were chatting with a bran flake, pay them no mind!"
Friend 2: "Gurl, sounds like you were chatting with a bran flake, pay them no mind!"
by easy_eh May 13, 2023

A school in the middle of nowhere (llangollen) and parents think they’re sending their kids to a good school when actually it’s the skattiest and rummest of them all, you will see many girls walking round with barely a skirt. And the lads r just cunts.
by 123cookiecutter June 09, 2020

A square. Someone whose grapes (either testes or ovaries) has shriveled through trauma, acting through fear not allowing the best outcomes out most situations.
Let's go to the gun range, don't be such a raisin bran.
"Hey, I got new job as a courier."
"Are you sure you want to drive so much, what if you get in an accident?"
"Quit being such a raisin bran."
"Hey, I got new job as a courier."
"Are you sure you want to drive so much, what if you get in an accident?"
"Quit being such a raisin bran."
by WisloveGodstyle June 04, 2025

by Phoenixbird1127 June 22, 2024
