Bought

When a celebrity becomes a bot like sell out, shill. Mindlessly promoting for cash. No real personality or passion left.
Did you see that ad with him shilling for that loser candidate ?He's a real bought!
by The Interesting November 08, 2024
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Bought

"My mother bought a new car"
"I bought a new house"
or
"Sophia bought that idea, she'll help us"
by Zeoz October 03, 2019
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This means that anything that you learn a life lesson from (that also costs you money); you will NEVER let it happen to you again.
For example..Loaning someone money a second time when they didn't pay you back the first time. Or getting the same girl pregnant twice when she told you she was on birth control..Now you are paying child support TWICE.
Or catching an STD from trusting someone who has told you "You're the only one I have had sex with." Meanwhile, you are spending money on doctor visits and antibiotics.
Man, I promise you I won't sleep with her again! She lied and said she was on the pill. Ain't no sense like bought sense!
by T. Breeze Rawst April 19, 2022
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Near-bought Experience

an occurrence in which a person comes very close to buying an item and has memories of a previous experience (such as spending a lot of money for buying shoes that is never used).
Yesterday, I had a near-bought experience with wrong gift for my girlfriend which may indeed result in a near-death experience in the future.
by 4fun_oru_resam May 15, 2019
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store-bought

Mediocre, underwhelming, bland, unoriginal or unimpressive.
"These cookies are so store-bought."
"I actually baked them myself."
"Well then, you baked a batch of store-bought cookies."
by guyish_dude June 30, 2024
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Bought me

When you by accident get bitten by a rabbit and you mispronounce bitten by bought
Ouch! My finger hurts, this rabbit bought me
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Bought a canoe

Euphemism for deceit, or going on the run. In reference to the John Darwin disappearance case, who was presumed drowned after his canoe was found washed up on the NE coast of England in 2002, and whose fraud was exposed by a smiling photograph of him and his wife in a Panamanian real estate agency in 2007. His wife had collected £250000 on John's life insurance policy.
'Have you seen Chris lately?' 'No but I heard the the cops were looking for him, so maybe he bought a canoe'

'Sharon is worried that Dave is cheating on her with Ronnie, do you know anything?' 'Well, I'm not saying he's bought a canoe but i have seen them together'
by Batatz March 08, 2024
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