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Short Bosnian Man

A short, beaver looking Bosnian child who likes to be racist and retarded with his friends. He also likes to force dinosaurs to fuck and create horrific, mutation stacked abominations.
Online Person: Dude, you're such a nigger.
Short Bosnian Man: MOM, THIS GUY CALLED ME A NIGGER!
by Professional Racist April 4, 2022
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Bosnian Hand Shake

A girl shits in her hand and uses it as lube to give a hand job.
I was so drunk I let her give me a Bosnian Hand Shake and now I can't get rid of the smell.
by K-Noodle December 28, 2007
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Bosnian alarm clock

When two guys are having gay phone sex through masturbation and they discipline their wanks so they can come at exactly the same time
Tom Cruise is definitely not gay, so he would not be a fan of Bosnian alarm clocks
by Sullivanus Maximus July 29, 2011
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Bosnian Shoe Shine

The act of utilizing severed feet, from either a living or deceased human, to give a foot job.
Charles had a massive foot fetish as well as issue meeting women. He thus had to resort to Bosnian Shoe Shines at the local cemetery to get off.
by Ricky Butch November 29, 2024
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Bosnian Doobie

When a Bosnian male drinks bottles of vinegar claiming it's for high blood pressure, when in reality we all know he just smoked a fat one and needs to pass a drug test.
Ganovic's drinking a Bosnian Doobie so he doesn't get fired tomorrow.
by Vinnyjobob December 1, 2018
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Bosnian

A disingenuous way to make fun of and embarrass people by referring to them as Bosnian, particularly after a partly or wholly incompetent action.
Customer: "Hello I am here to do my Amazon return it is this thing where Amazon gives me some scannable code and they told me you would...oh...so you've done this before..."
*Customer exits work premises*
Co-worker 1: "Like she needed to tell me what an Amazon return is when I have done millions"
Co-worker 2: "Yeah, what a fucking Bosnian"
by dontwastemytime February 1, 2020
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