Brandi

The untamed fire that somehow incarnated into a human body. Identified by a quick wit, delicious laughter, eyes like electric pools of ice, a lion's heart, a song that silences the trees, and a mane of Baltic amber. Glowing like the sun she can sustain you or burn you. She is the fireworks over the river on the Fourth of July and represents true independence. The Brandi can sometimes disappear for a time without warning, however, that's just because she is prowling her territory. A sister, friend, teacher, priestess, badass, librarian, and warrior. Usually accompanied by a small, delightful baby dragon-unicorn hybrid. Deeply Rooted in my heart. Also known as a Goddess of the Bonfire.

"Brandi mama don't need no man drama."

"Brandi, HALP, I've injured myself...again."
"Hey, Brandi, can you reach the tea for me?"
"BUT I GOT YOU A CHOCOLATE BAR, BRANDI!"

by quillienelson April 26, 2019

brandio

A person who is very professional at anything, whether its games or life, he owns. He may not be from Cal-Ifornia but he most likely is in Cal-I.

Brandio just aced the whole team! BOOM HEADSHOT!

by w00t1337 June 20, 2006

brandilynn

Tends to carry a stepstool at all times and cuss out tall cupboards. Does not function without coffee. Loves all things Boston. Hates the Yankees, cheesecake, and liberal pussies. Looks sweet enough and has a huge heart but will tear you down and send you running for safe spaces when pissed off. Gives zero fucks.. unless you're dark-haired, tattooed, have a captivating smile and aren't a douchebag or a liberal pussy. Then she might give ONE. Prefers whiskey over wine. Consumes copious amounts of coffee. Does not function well around others before 5a.m. Do NOT look directly into her eyes... she can see your soul and knows what you're thinking before you do.

See also: concentrated awesome Fun sized Irish kiss Sassy Feisty Vertically challenged whooty insatiable snarky.

Mark Wahlberg said Brandilynn's name...Your argument is invalid.

Met this chic who sucked the soul right outta me, bro. Could've sworn it was Brandilynn.
Put my girlfriends chocolate up on the highest shelf in the kitchen.. she went eight shades of Brandilynn on me!!

by NoTymeForTagChaserz December 17, 2016

branding

writing your initials on a girl with liquid energy, (ejaculate); it only counts if it is your own ejaculate

"I really like this girl. I think I'm going to do some branding tonight."

by Elric21 July 30, 2012

Brandi Denise

The most amazing, beautiful, and genuine girl on the planet. Tends to come down with sever cases of pinkeye. Often the life of the party. Calls herself average but she is far from it. A genuinely caring person, often regarded as the fairest in all the land. Matches well with brown headed guys over 6 feet tall whose name begins with a B.

Words can't define Brandi Denise.

by ahhskdfogwhhnfnjs April 17, 2011

Brandite

The act of elite branding by using hot names for a company or product. A combination of Brand, Elite, and Ignite.

You need to brandite your brand by selecting a hot name for it.

by Bugsz November 21, 2013

Brandi

She’s is the coolest and lamest person at the same time she’s really beautiful she’s smart and talented she knows how to paint she knows what to do if your upset she’s loyal and also a person to depend on she’s a independent woman and I just love her so much - rc

Brandi is cool

by Why not do this April 19, 2019