One who makes copious Facebook updates about his life in order to appease the poon, with limited success.
What a Poon Booker, if he think all those status updates are getting him any pussy, he's got another thing coming!
by F_loot April 14, 2011
Get the Poon Bookermug. Booker T Washington was an American educator and founded the first African American high school in Houston. The school is still open and is part of the Houston Independent School District. The school is amazing. Great teachers and a great environment. A really good school, except for a football team that lost every game, horrible receptionists, girls that do nothing but weed, and a principal that is a black and bald version of the G Man.
by HalfA_Brick November 19, 2021
Get the Booker T Washingtonmug. an offensive term for a US county sheriff.
N.B : This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if he finds it appropriate, book you for a night in the slammer or the big house.
N.B : This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if he finds it appropriate, book you for a night in the slammer or the big house.
boy a): yay. just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience. Let's try it.
boy b) I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker booked you in the slammer for the night, wouldn't it?
boy b) I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker booked you in the slammer for the night, wouldn't it?
by Sexydimma November 2, 2012
Get the bookermug. Thomas Booker
(also known as SimplyBooker)
A legendary Gaming Content Creator and Twitch Streamer who’s been grinding live since February 14th, 2014. Booker is widely respected in the gaming community for his chill vibes, unstoppable work ethic, and for somehow never running out of energy on stream. You can usually catch him over at on Twitch with the Username (SimplyBooker) where he continues to grow an insanely loyal following.
By day (and often by night too), Booker is also a Manager at California Roleplay / California Gaming Network, a popular FiveM community famous for its custom houses, cars, and unique FalconEye protection systems—aka the spot where serious roleplayers level up. (Yeah, that CaliRP you see in the Urban Dictionary image.)
Oh, and did we mention he’s the Owner of what’s become known as “The Creator House”? That’s right—Booker somehow convinced a squad of streamers and creators from all across the United States to pack up, move in together, and turn an entire house into one giant, chaotic, content-filled HQ.
(also known as SimplyBooker)
A legendary Gaming Content Creator and Twitch Streamer who’s been grinding live since February 14th, 2014. Booker is widely respected in the gaming community for his chill vibes, unstoppable work ethic, and for somehow never running out of energy on stream. You can usually catch him over at on Twitch with the Username (SimplyBooker) where he continues to grow an insanely loyal following.
By day (and often by night too), Booker is also a Manager at California Roleplay / California Gaming Network, a popular FiveM community famous for its custom houses, cars, and unique FalconEye protection systems—aka the spot where serious roleplayers level up. (Yeah, that CaliRP you see in the Urban Dictionary image.)
Oh, and did we mention he’s the Owner of what’s become known as “The Creator House”? That’s right—Booker somehow convinced a squad of streamers and creators from all across the United States to pack up, move in together, and turn an entire house into one giant, chaotic, content-filled HQ.
✅ “Bro, you’ve been grinding on Twitch non-stop—who do you think you are, Thomas Booker?”
✅ “Ever since he moved into The Creator House, he’s been pulling a total Thomas Booker with all those daily streams and collabs.”
✅ “Dude, that FiveM server is stacked. It’s basically run by Thomas Booker himself.”
✅ “My goal is to blow up on Twitch and live like Thomas Booker—gaming, streaming, and running a whole content empire.”
✅ “She was fangirling so hard when Thomas Booker dropped into her chat, it was like meeting gaming royalty.”
✅ “Ever since he moved into The Creator House, he’s been pulling a total Thomas Booker with all those daily streams and collabs.”
✅ “Dude, that FiveM server is stacked. It’s basically run by Thomas Booker himself.”
✅ “My goal is to blow up on Twitch and live like Thomas Booker—gaming, streaming, and running a whole content empire.”
✅ “She was fangirling so hard when Thomas Booker dropped into her chat, it was like meeting gaming royalty.”
by SimplyBooker July 5, 2025
Get the Thomas Bookermug. by FlipsTuesday January 25, 2024
Get the Bookermug. by Someone_Unworthy February 28, 2021
Get the Booker boymug. Someone who constantly acts in real life as they would on facebook. (Ex. Someone who shows you pictures all of the time, passes notes, announces what they are doing later to everyone they see.)
Dude Chris is a major life booker, he showed me like five memes yesterday that I didn't even want to see.
by Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick January 28, 2013
Get the Life Bookermug.