1. A list of people you would like to boink. Commonly, the list consists of celebrities and professional athletes.
2. A list of people that you and your spouse or S.O. are allowed to boink, if you ever get the opportunity, without getting in trouble.
2. A list of people that you and your spouse or S.O. are allowed to boink, if you ever get the opportunity, without getting in trouble.
by blackbirdy December 18, 2009
a shack in which you boink, or engage in sexual intercourse. usually an old and somewhat burnt and abandoned barn, shed, garage, etc; found in rural areas such as Sweet Valley, PA.
"Me and my girl had no where to go because her parents came home so we checked into that boink shack on Grassy Pond Road."
by scribbles and doodles (; June 7, 2009
A term shouted before your father or uncle bursts into your room or wherever you may be and proceeds to Analy destroy you.
by CockSlamo April 21, 2018
(verb)
derivative of popular 'high' ENT culture phrase: wake & bake; whereupon, the members participating, awake from sleep, and then smoke up/blaze/toke, etc. Bake & boink is when the members participating, smoke up and have awesome sex.
derivative of popular 'high' ENT culture phrase: wake & bake; whereupon, the members participating, awake from sleep, and then smoke up/blaze/toke, etc. Bake & boink is when the members participating, smoke up and have awesome sex.
Guy : I love to wake & bake.
Girl : You should try the bake & boink.
Guy : What's that?
Girl : *grin*
Girl : You should try the bake & boink.
Guy : What's that?
Girl : *grin*
by <3CJ October 12, 2013
When you engage in sexual intercourse with a person (who you otherwise would never sleep with) due to a depressed state of mind.
Looking for comfort by means of coïtus.
Doing sex with someone just to escape feeling rejected/hurt by someone else.
Looking for comfort by means of coïtus.
Doing sex with someone just to escape feeling rejected/hurt by someone else.
by BaconBoi99 August 23, 2017
When two law enforcement officers meet for casual sex while on duty and or
When a officer has sex in exchange for a speeding ticket
When a officer has sex in exchange for a speeding ticket
Officer Jon amd Jane are going to start a boink and oink relationship..
Officer joe please let me know if you are interested in a boink and oink for my speedy ways
Officer joe please let me know if you are interested in a boink and oink for my speedy ways
by Thisguyandtheotherone April 18, 2018
When you steal someone's date and have sex with them.
This is widely considered to be a dick move
Past tense: Yoinked and Boinked.
This is widely considered to be a dick move
Past tense: Yoinked and Boinked.
Jim: Chad Yoinked and Boinked my date.
George: What?
Jim: He stole my date and had sex with her
George: That's a dick move.
Jim: No it's a Yoink and Boink
George: What?
Jim: He stole my date and had sex with her
George: That's a dick move.
Jim: No it's a Yoink and Boink
by Gnepp_ February 29, 2020