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Wildlife Piercing Blunderbuss

The Wildlife Piercing Blunderbuss was a weapon invented in the early 17th century. It was manly used to control the population of animals such as bald eagles and, tigers, and many others. This gun was ineffective at killing some animals Bears in particular thus the Bear Piercing Shotgun was invented. It is rumored that the Wildlife Piecing Shotgun is going to be the primary weapon of Duke in the upcoming Duke Nukem Forever, although this not been confirmed. This weapon unlike the Bear Piercing Shotgun cannot be shoulder mounted but some people claim that whilst sitting you can hold two with your feat allowing you to quadrupal wield, although this is not recommended because you need your feet to walk.
John Freeman looked on ground and saw wildlife Piercing Blunderbuss and picked it up.
by anonymous99999999 January 31, 2010
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blunderwear

Underwear that has been horrifically soiled with menstural blood.
Jesus Ninah, did you put on your blunderwear today?
by Jackso December 8, 2006
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Blunder

Collective noun for managers.
A blunder of managers.
by webmeister January 6, 2004
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Blunderbuss

while having sex and without warning, one person stands up, shits in their own hand, and throws it at the other.
I surprised her last night with a blunderbuss.
by acmesmith April 9, 2005
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blunderstorm

a day where everything you do turns into a mistake and all of your troubles come raining down on you all at once. a day such as this may give a person suicidal thoughts, but always passes by the next day.
hey man, how's your day?
dude, its a total blunderstorm.
by periwinkle1996 October 9, 2010
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bluder

A word to describe a teacher's mistake
The bluder confused all the students
by Yeyeyeyyeye March 13, 2017
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golden blunderbus

Comes from the base of flooding the cave, but after peeing in the butt she farts it right back atcha like a golden shower
my gf wanted me to flood her cave but then she golden blunderbus'd me and ruined the sheets
by TheBastard Sun March 29, 2015
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