bludger

Slack arse prick who does fuck all, yet pretends he's king fuckin' dick.

He's a useless bludger; he couldn't get a root in a brothel!

by rowdy roddy May 15, 2003

bluddy

a combination of blud and buddy to use as a derogatory term for idiots and/or british people

homie: “you gotta get da backwood russian creams not these dusty ass joints”

me: "bluddy, relax, these were on sale"

by moshpitterr May 20, 2023

Blard

A term used to refer to the expelling of banana peels from the anus. This is usually a completely random occurrence and it tends to happen at the most inconvenient times.

"Ah, yes! The job interview was going smoothly until I felt the blard slip out".

"Have you ever blarded before that? Or was it your first time?"

"No, It was my first time blarding.... it actually felt rather nice coming out".

by ahahahahahhahahha April 15, 2021

bludgeon

To beat with a club or other blunt object

She wouldn't suck my dick so i bludgeoned her wiht my cock.

by MEEEE July 28, 2003

blard

One of the many grades of lard in fast food production, particularly kebab retailers. Discovered by a G Nicholson (UK) c.1993

Category A-Lard or alard
Category B-Lard or BLARD...

Extending up to Gamma-Lard (a theoretical Lard found under the fingernails of kebab shop owners).

"that meat was very high in blard."

by platform strange October 31, 2007

blud rafoo

A quality beverage shared between three and four people. get a saucepan and fill with the a bottle of the crappiest vodka, crappiest whisky and finest brandy (each 70cl) and one bottle of crappiest strawberry flavoured soda crap (2 litres) and mix. Pour into pint glasses and enjoy with loud music and mayhem. two pints of this shit will fuck you up majorly. when drinking shout "blud rafoo" at regular intervals. Comes from the south african phrase "blud rivier" which means "blood river" which unfortunately refers to some massacre sometime which made a river go red with all the blood. but who cares cos you wont remember this after a pint.

Avalanche: THIS IS SOME GOOD BLUD RAFOO!! JIMBO GOT THE MIX PERFECT THIS TIME!!!

Jimbo: BLUUUUUD RAAAAFOOOOOOO! LETS GO PICK A FIGHT!!

by Drinker December 3, 2004

bludity

noun. Indicating the presence of a blue naked man. Blue + dude + nudity = bludity. Prime example in popular culture is Dr. Manhattan in the motive Watchmen.

Wow, Watchmen had alot of bludity in it.

by m_steve May 14, 2009