Bluhdiginous

Extremely attractive to the opposite sex.

"Man look at that Bluhdiginous guy over there, just pickin' up those Bluhdiginous chicks like its nothin'."

by Vincent Laretti June 19, 2008

fuzz bludgeon

to take a serious beating from a police officer.

Have a good time. Don't get fuzz bludgeoned for bein' melungeon.

by DC Haha November 5, 2009

dole bludger

A person who has no real interest to work and is happy to live off the hard paying tax payer for survival without feeling guilty. The person has little or no self worth but is happy to go on living in their little routine.

Let us go to the movies next week when my dole payment gets paid.

I can finally get that dvd box set next week and also buy some long needed chocolates and chips for the DVD night.

I am a dole bludger and proud of it, I can sleep in monday mornings when all you guys get ready for work. Just dont wake me with your loud car engines.

by simon22 July 21, 2006

bludfire

Like bredrin or nigga, this word is often used when referring to a group of friends, or in particular a group of individuals acquianted to you. Common in black culture and conversation, white chavs have also caught wind of this silly term and now use it to address their equally silly and poor comrades.

Touch me now bludfire!
Eh bludfire, s'happenin?
BLUDFIREZZZZ! BRRAAAAP!

by LeiLei June 29, 2006

Screwed Blued and Tattooed

This phrase actually comes from the tanning industry. The order of operation was to kill the animal with a bolt gun (screwing it) then to blue the hide (blued) and then to tattoo a quality mark on the hide (tattoo).

If you are screwed, blued, and tattooed, it means that you're fucked.

Screwed Blued and Tattooed

by Newbie0 March 27, 2010

Bludger

A man who sits on his arse watching the Wiser (TV) and who leeches of his to get by Wife. Generally looks like a balding middle age man with a gut that sits ontop of the table-

"Did ya hear about that Bludger next door? Begging his poor bloody wife for a 50 to go and get pissed at the local Watering Hole"

by Nanger April 5, 2004

Bludagon

A French weapon of war consisting of two kegs filled with soldiers' blood. A sprinkler attached to the top of the kegs spun and soaked the battlefield instilling pants pissing fear in those who stood against it. First deployed in 1778, this device was of little use against General Smallwood's Militia. However, the second Bludagon, although still destroyed, infected Smallwood's troops and killed them all. This was one of the two French Military victories against the United States.

"Holy fucking shit, General Smallwood! It's the Bludagon."

by Brandonsbass October 22, 2008