A woman's genitalia that hasn't been properly cleansed over the course of a week to month. In order to be a blooming onion, this vagina has to have an odor that burns a man, or woman's, eyes as they approach for oral intercourse. When spreading the vaginal lips apart, one must cry from the odor, else the genitalia isn't a proper blooming onion.
Evan was so drunk last night, he licked a prostitute's blooming onion. He woke up this morning with a hangover, a bad taste in his mouth, and crazy red eyes from crying all night long!
by Mr. Booze May 13, 2010
An actor who is constantly slammed because everyone thinks he is a sissy and because stupid teenage girls fawn over him, but he really is a pretty nice guy if you get to know him. It's not his fault that stupid teens think he's the hottest of the hot and make him look bad.
Orlando Bloom is cool.
by Hurkle March 23, 2005
by p3rcnt July 05, 2018
The absolute hottest man on the planet. His two best roles were when he played Legolas in LOTR and Will Turner in Pirates of the Carribbean. Birthday is January 13, 1977. From Canterbury, England.
by ambercutie March 01, 2005
The act of Italian Handing, then proceeding to insert up sphincter. After insertion, the hand must be opened up or spread wide. Much like a flower, highfive, or in-side out umbrella.
by Honanana July 11, 2018
A female, not that attractive but enough "sweet" or "cute" features that you have a crush on her, but when she grows up you wonder exactly what you were thinking. May have had a primary talent that turned you on (singing, sports, French, etc.)
"When I came back from summer break to start the 6th grade, I was overjoyed to be seated at the back of the class that year. Fanny bloom had taken place with most of the girls in our grade."
by Lone Rogue March 24, 2009
the hottest guy on the planet, curly hair, deep brown eyez, and the cutest little dimple/cleft thingy ever!!
Orlando Bloom is the hottest guy ever!
by kla March 18, 2005