Chicago Blizzard

The Chicago Blizzard can be a great pleasure for both the male and female. You first must aquire a snorkel and fill it with some cocaine. Then you fill the snorkle with the cocaine then insert the snorkle into the vagina. Then blow into the snorkle and the cocaine will flow into the vagina giving the girl great pleasure. You then fuck your girl doggie style to keep the fun going. To top it all off you nut all over her face and tits.

Joseph: Bro did you see Rebecca she was looking a little different today

Shane: That's because I gave her the Chicago Blizzard

by Buzzy boy February 7, 2017

nigger blizzard

a massive crowd of black people.

"Holy shit Max, this mall is a fucking nigger blizzard!"

by xhollywood August 3, 2006

White Blizzard

A Sex Act When A Man Cums All over a girls body then licks it up and vomits it into her vagina to make her pregnant.

She Got White Blizzards All Night Long!

That Kid Was Born By A White Blizzard!

by SexMoveMaker June 14, 2011

Mississippi blizzard

When the booty poppin good so you spray some whip cream on your 10 in big black cock and shove it into the pussy. Then you eat it raw just like eating a blizzard.

dude i gave shenequa the Mississippi blizzard of a life time she was so white after

by benhickdaddy123 November 29, 2016

Butthole Blizzard

The act of putting Baby Powder in the your butthole and farting.

Last night my girlfriend was asleep so i butthole Blizzard'd right in her face.

by BenrossisBoss August 18, 2012

shit blizzard

A somewhat rare and ghastly occurance where the forces of nature collide at high pressure, collaborating a chain reaction of shit.

also:
A series of bad things that happen in a very rapid, sometimes simultaneous, manner.

Jim Lahey: Feel that?
Randy: Feel what, Mr. Lahey?
Jim Lahey: The way the shit clings to the air, Randy...
Randy: Shit clings to the air?
Jim Lahey: It's already started, my dear good friend.
Randy: What's started, Mr Lahey?
Jim Lahey: The shit blizzard

by shit blizzard December 14, 2017

crimson blizzard

A male gets sunburn on his wiener it begins to peel and he finds a girl on her period to have sex with. After sex she queefs out the blood stained dead wiener skin making it a crimson blizzard.

After leaving the beach, Pat L went home to give susan a crimson blizzard.

by TBird311 April 20, 2010