A person who steals your answer or idea immediatly after you have said it but no one except the Blenzer has heard you say it.
Questioner: What is the correct answer?
7.8
I know, it's 7.8
Questioner: Correct.
You just stole my answer!
You should have been louder.
Stop being a blenzer you jerk!
7.8
I know, it's 7.8
Questioner: Correct.
You just stole my answer!
You should have been louder.
Stop being a blenzer you jerk!
by Seniag Ecyaj February 22, 2008
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JW: Well I use a blanger of course!
JF: A what? Blanger?
JW: Yeah a blanger…OMG country folk… It’s a kind of bra that I wear on the inside of my pants..a ball hanger FFS….You get it? BALLHANGER…..BLANGER….
JW: Well I use a blanger of course!
JF: A what? Blanger?
JW: Yeah a blanger…OMG country folk… It’s a kind of bra that I wear on the inside of my pants..a ball hanger FFS….You get it? BALLHANGER…..BLANGER….
by Miltbrann January 2, 2009
Get the blanger mug.Similar to cockblocking; used at times to describe how it feels to be somehow rejected or pained in some way.
"My girlfriend ditched me last night for my best friend, who's a chick. It would've been cool if I could watch instead of being blendercocked."
by Elise Payne February 15, 2010
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David: "Do you mean blended maggots?"
Roman:""Why are you gay?""
David: "Do you mean blended maggots?"
Roman:""Why are you gay?""
by RIP, S.J ligma September 5, 2021
Get the Blended maggots mug.Derisive nickname for Ferdinand Marcos Jr, also known as "Bongbong," son of the late Philippine dictator.
The name Blengblong (i.e., to absent oneself from an important event) stuck after Marcos Jr failed to show up at any of the official Presidential debates organized by the Commission on Elections. He was also a no-show at debates and/or interviews organized by major broadcast networks in the Philippines in the run-up to the May 9, 2022 elections.
Three more reasons the moniker went viral on social media—
- He frequently absented himself while in school (Oxford, Wharton), failing to obtain any degree.
- He was notorious as the absentee Governor of his province, Ilocos Norte.
- Marcos Jr has yet to face contempt charges issued by a US court in 1995 to the tune of $353 million (as at 2011).
The name Blengblong (i.e., to absent oneself from an important event) stuck after Marcos Jr failed to show up at any of the official Presidential debates organized by the Commission on Elections. He was also a no-show at debates and/or interviews organized by major broadcast networks in the Philippines in the run-up to the May 9, 2022 elections.
Three more reasons the moniker went viral on social media—
- He frequently absented himself while in school (Oxford, Wharton), failing to obtain any degree.
- He was notorious as the absentee Governor of his province, Ilocos Norte.
- Marcos Jr has yet to face contempt charges issued by a US court in 1995 to the tune of $353 million (as at 2011).
Can you believe Blengblong Marcos was elected the 17th President of the Philippines? Let's hope he shows up for work!
by ConsumerGuide.ph June 10, 2022
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