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Joe Blanke Half

A full beer that is poured after the request or stated they only want a half of a beer.

Generally used as a means to increase the length of good times and to further inebriate the recipient.
Hey, barkeep, can I have a half of a beer?

Sure, here’s a Joe Blanke Half *hands customer a full beer*
by Darryl from PA March 11, 2022
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Often found in corporate reports, prospectuses, technical documents, and the like, this expression, which itself subverts the very condition it purports to describe, reassures readers that they're not missing important information. Why readers of corporate reports and technical documents might be thought to be looking for important information is a mystery.
Variants: "The rest of this page intentionally left blank." "This cake intentionally left blank.
by Uncle Bradley July 23, 2010
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West Banking

A situation where the person you're sleeping next to in bed slowly occupies more and more of the bed throughout the night until you've been pushed all the way to the edge, leaving you with very little of what was once your side.
I didn't get any sleep last night because Brooke's pregnant and she tossed and turned, almost West Banking me off the bed.
by Mr. Barista January 15, 2011
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Blank

This page is blank
This page is blank there is nothing here.
by KassWritesDefinitions March 3, 2021
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FB blank

The event of facebook failing you miserably while chatting on facebook chat. Usually during a somewhat important conversation, facebook stops showing the conversation, then un-enabling you to continue the conversation without saying the dreaded " Can you repeat that? ".
Emma- " Fuck! Fb blank. "
Danny - " word up "
by Emeeowwww April 3, 2010
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I Blank You

A term of endearment used in the Midwest and Colorado meaning to have such a passion and connection to someone or something that there is no word that could define the actual feeling. The English dictionary is void or “blank” of such a word.
John: I Blank You
Jane: I Blank You Too
by StewTheRabbit December 23, 2010
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blankie

the best item for personal securuity ever invented
the girl has a blankie :D
by -_- November 10, 2003
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