Alex birch

Gets sucked off by rhian everyday and she can't deny it or she is big gay and wants to fuck Lewis

Alex birch is gay

by Epic forntjtensjsj March 1, 2020

Birch

An accident

Shutup birch

by BirchMans May 25, 2022

Birch

A type of wood that attracts the ladies. Known for it’s romantic blue flame.

I lit a fire with some Birch logs and got laid instantly.

by J. Doe September 22, 2020

mr birch

The greatest drama teacher living. Rumors about him spread around like butter.

Person A: "I heard Mr Birch hits people"
Person B: "Apparently he beat up Anne"
Person A: "Anne Example?!"
Person B "Apparently..."

by Alex the legend August 2, 2015

robert birch

Some cunt that works at a very underpayed place. Calles people Pickel Boy. in his adult for he might be even mightier than Optimus Fusesed with Donald.d.trump. (will die as virgin)
Accquiers as yungling his masiv shlong wich he will use to deffend him self in CSGO.

"oh shit is robert birch run before he will fuck ur mom with his BOOMSTICK?"

by dickSchlongBiG September 8, 2020

Birch bitch

Someone whose white fragility makes them not as woke as they think they are.

Why have you got a BLM tattoo?! you're such a birch bitch!

by Unicorn_69 September 10, 2022

Birch

the coolest fuckin person on the planet, very swaggy and epic, complete baddie, pulls all men and women alike, birch is the best friend u will ever meet, no lie, great at Yu-Gi-Oh and very attractive, birch is perfect in every way.

A: Is that Birch?
B: Yep look how cool they are

by soybean112 January 30, 2022