Bezongaled

to be totally or utterly flabbergasted

"DUDE I WAS TOTALLY BEZONGALED BY THAT SPEECH" or "a move in sexual intercourse that requires much stamina"
ex. guy 1: "man I totally bezongled her last night"

guy 2: "was it good?"

guy 1: "SHE WOKE UP THE FUCKING NEIGHBOURS"

by dan fuzzykins February 5, 2010

Jeff Bezoar

A not so playful nickname for the owner of Amazon and the Washington Post, Jeff Bezos.

Just as it is with a run of the mill bezoar, if left unchecked, Jeff Bezoar and his voracious appetite for power, ownership and control may result in serious and potentially deadly complications.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019

Begosexual

Begosexual is someone who gets aroused by begging or is sexually attracted to beggars.

They may secretly dress as a beggar when alone and beg in front of a mirror.

Sandra: Tony I forgot my key.... oh my god what are you doing! why are you dressed like a tramp?

Tony: I'm sorry Sandra, but maybe it's for the best...I'm...
Sandra: No no no don't say it ...

Tony: I'm begosexual, I've always been begosexual
Sandra: Naaaooooooo ...sobbing

Tony: Spare change?

by Ghostnipple December 2, 2019

besos

Spanish for "Kisses." Commonly used by latinas and wanna-be-hip kids when signing off an email or online personal ad.

"Catch ya later, grrl. Besos."

by M.O. Zorro September 11, 2005

Jeff Bozos

Some dimwit who runs amazon and treats their workers like what comes out of a dogs butt.

Stan: Ew it's Jeff Bozos.

Philip: Yeah what a prick

by CuckservatardSlayer666 May 10, 2022

BeOS

An opperating system created in the early to mid 90's that was vastly supperior to many OS's currently. It's unfortunate demise was spelled out by poor driver support and lack of funding.

It now lives on only in verious open source projects and some offhand Palm workshop.

I wanted to convert to BeOS, but it died before truly reaching usable status.

by drk_ghost April 13, 2003

Bezoomny

Comes from a Russian word meaning crazy or mad

'Some of them had gone a bit bezoomny what from staying in the Staja all that time..'

by ioo22 September 25, 2006