nigger beats

music that only black people listen.

god dammit im so sick of listening to nigger beats, its horrible music and niggers only listen to it because its popular.

by taylorsdictionary August 11, 2007

The Beets'

That Brittish band from the Doug Funny Show(cleverly titled Doug where they sing stupid songs that get stuck in your head.

The Beets' were the most popular band on the show and were adored by Doug, Skeeter, and Patty.

The Beets' song #1:
"I need more allowance!"
"Yodelllayheeeehoooooooo."
"Why?!"
"Because I do!"

Little girls Doug and Skeeter: "Ahhhhhh!!!!!! The Beets'!!!!"

The Beets' song #2:
"A-eeeeee-ooooooooo Killer Tofu!"
"Oooooooo-eeeeeeeee-ooooooooo Killer Tofu!"

Little girl Patti wets her pants.

by Shaunn L. May 6, 2009

Hodgy Beats

Rapper from Pasadena who's in rap group OFWGKTA. Lesser known, but will be very famous soon.

Guy 1: Hey, have you listened to Odd Future?

Guy 2: Yeah Tyler the creator is dope!

Guy 1: Yeah so is Hodgy Beats

by John Gwerwg May 13, 2011

Nigga Beats

A Name for songs made by Black people who cant sing.

"Chris brown keeps pumping out those god damn nigga beats!"

by really?.... May 5, 2010

Jungle Beats

Rap/Hip Hop/Urban Music

He better turn that jungle beats down cos I'm getting a headache!

by Hambone021 May 29, 2008

Boers and Bernstein

The greatest sports talk show on the radio. It is broadcast on Chicago's AM 670 or on the internet. The show features special segments such as "Who ya Crappin'", where listeners call in and call people out for saying dumb stuff, and "Friday Fung", where a topic is chosen and listeners call in to tell strories about the topic. It is on from 2PM to 6PM and is perfect for distracting you from work.

Terry Boers is a hilarious and goofy old man that makes some of the best comments about various public (and pubic) figures I have ever heard. His greatest line was after being confused about a caller's point he said, "I am all turned around like Heath Ledger." He also does outrageous promotions and sometimes you think he has had a few in the studio.

Dan Bernstein is a very smart Duke graduate who is also a pretty funny guy, but with a dryer sense of humor than Terry. He hates Barry Bonds and other raging ass hats who live in a state of denial about what really happens in the sports world.

The producer is Matt Abattacola who is "to drinking what Kenyans are to running." He prefers Captain and Cokes and is sometimes seen downtown walking around as the show is on the air. Great guy who is pretty fun to drink with.

The other day I was listening to Boers and Bernstein while drinking Alice White wine and was laughing my ass off.

by BigSmooth13 December 14, 2007

berkshire

1.) In reference to Berkshire County, Massachusetts, known for its quaint small towns and unusually high cultural-attractions-to-people ratio.
2.) Exorbitant classiness or sophistication, often when such sophistication is unexpected.

Friend #1: Bro, I'm gunna slide into the DM's today!
Friend #2: I too will slide into the DM's but using an appropriate semicolon; I'm no savage.
Friend #1: Dude, that's berkshire.

by wx413 January 9, 2019