Beetle-Rash

An extremely rare skin rash you can only get from violating a dead body that appears on your face, red and in the shape of a Glasgow smile. This is only contagious via transferring sweat or fluids via sex with said individual.

This chick I worked with went to Vegas for the weekend and hooked up with this stripper and totally got beetle-rash. Turns out he worked as a mortician during the day and moonlighted as a stripper and forgot to shower that day, eek!

by Pvt.joekerr* September 30, 2011

beetleman

(BEETL-mun)n. An individual who resembles a beetle; a tiny or cute person.

"Hey Beetleman! Nice bike!"

by Beetleman Jones June 5, 2007

beetle bumps

The act of recieving many extra lives on the original Super Mario Bros. for Nintendo. At the end of world 8-1 you bounce on the beetle coming dowm the stairs leading to the castle thus increasing your extra lives.
The same as turtle tips except much harder to do.

Tim: Dude, don't forget to get your beetle bumps at the end of world 8-1 because you really suck at this game and need all the extra lives you can get.
Jeff: Oh yeah; thanks for reminding me.

by Copernicus P Einstein July 2, 2009

beetlejuice breath

Nasty deathbreath worse than your average oralsex tacostand morningbreath, bad enough to wilt a cobra and file for divorce.

Her beetlejuice breath lingered on my weiner for a week after she gave me head.

by StarTreader November 30, 2015

Dung Beetled

When you and a friend bareback tag team a cheap hooker in Vegas.

Flanny and Bernie dung beetled the fuck outta that hooker last weekend!

by Kennedy19 June 13, 2011

Dung-Beetling

1) Verb - To put forward a shit idea, and build upon it until its an unstoppable torrent of shit ideas.

2) Verb - To put forward a shit idea, and everyone rolls with it.

1) Julia Gillard really dung-beetled that carbon tax.

2) The whole world is Dung-Beetling regarding the war in Afghanistan.

by Dektra November 2, 2011

queef beetle

When a woman farts and the fart bubble gets stuck between her lips by her vagina, she must the wiggle her hips to try and pop the queef beetle or let it escape.

"Man I farted and now it's stuck in my crotch!"

"You just gotta wiggle the queef beetle out, Sarah."

by Apr.files February 16, 2020