Bedtime Loving

A term used to indicate to your partner you want intimate time before bed, or a time period where you would be sleeping

“Babe let’s get bedtime loving”

by Dums January 31, 2024

Bedted

"'Bedted' is that euphoric feeling you get right after waking up from a good nap, when the world feels a little bit brighter and you feel like all your problems have dissolved away." - Evil Neuro

Source: Vedal987 Twitch stream.

After taking a long afternoon nap, I woke up feeling completely bedted, as if the weight of the world had melted away and everything seemed brighter.

by Rainy Hydrangea March 21, 2025

Bedtime Brownie Bandit

A person that goes around and shits on people while they are asleep.

"Did you jear about the Bedtime Brownie Bandit? I heard he struck again last week"

by SwiftJace December 16, 2025

Bedtime Brownie Bandit

A person who sneaks into another persons home at night and shit on them while they are sleep.

Did you hear? Peoples houses have been broken into by the "Bedtime Brownie bandit" They've been waking up with shit on them!

"bedtime Brownie Bandit??" who the fuck is that???

by Barking Biscuits December 16, 2025

pool bedtime

When playing pool for a long period of time, the point at which the standard of play drops off significantly. This is often sudden, and results in an incredibly long frame of shoddy pool.

Will:- "Mate, this frame is taking forever"

Tom:- "We've gone past pool bedtime, definitely our last frame"

by rnqs23 November 30, 2010

adult bedtime story

Adult version of a bedtime story, meant to help get a good night sleep.

A: Let's read an adult bedtime story tonight shall we?

B: Sure.

A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...

by Pseunonymous July 13, 2017

social bedtime

“Social Bedtime” when you tell everyone that you’re going to sleep for the evening therefore you’ve finished interacting by text, phone, and social media for that particular day. If, by chance, they happen to see you “online” after you’ve announced your social bedtime it would be improper etiquette for them to then comment or contact via those various social media outlets.

It’s been a long day and as it’s my social bedtime I’ll catch up with you later!

by clb628 March 6, 2024