Beastzoned

When the person doesn't find you attractive at all and wants nothing to do with you but are too much of a coward to tell you no so they offer friendship knowing you may never speak again.

Cool Friend: "So did you finally ask that girl out?"
Fat Nerd: "I did but she cringed and made a bunch of excuses. Then offered to be friends."
Cool Friend: "Ouch! At least you made a friend?"
Fat Nerd: "Nah she flakes on every invite. I think I got Beastzoned bro."

by BrainicSwag March 29, 2017

beastmance

A YouTuber who is in a clan named xsp3cter he is really good at playing video games

Damn have you seen Beastmance’s newest Video it’s lit

by Xsp3cter clan June 11, 2019

Beastlol

He’s a Master Pyro from California, A future cop and a Super helpful Youtuber. Knows about all the firework deals and great products. Complete badass.

Beastlol thanks for all the great firework advice.

by Acid_King June 16, 2020

BEASTRO

A Particularly large and or Obese man or woman.

Guy - I Couldn't fuck a BEASTRO, Thats just not my type

by GuyWhoLikesTheInternet July 31, 2022

Will Beaston

A sexy and hot guy. Can brighten up anyone’s day and is always up for a laugh.

Omg it’s will beaston

by Chicken kiev February 14, 2019

beasto

Someone that has sex with animals in the ass with no lube.

What are you doing with my dog?...OMG you beasto!

by Dematron August 23, 2011

beastmaster

That stupid thing Tim C. says nonstop, night and day.
It means that you are a retarded person, or a jackass.
An exclamitory remark.

You Beastmaster! Why can't I borrow your eraser?

by David M. June 28, 2004