Dick Beacons

Another term for beautiful breasts. Much like headlights however when dick beacons are present all penises become erect. Hence the beacon calling out and they answer.

Guy 1: How did the presentation go?

Guy 2: Not good. The instructor had the Dock Beacons showing and I had a pitched tent the whole time and couldn't hide it.

Guy 1: Yeah man her dick beacons are weapons of mass seduction.

by Noremac1981 December 08, 2020

Beacon Bandit

A term usually given to normal members of the public who find it amusing or funny to imitate police cars by attaching some form of beacon to their car in the hope of making people believe they are in fact the police. Often this hobby (as some people make it) takes place at night, to add to the illusion of the beacon.

Driver: 'Hey who's that behind us? They've got a blue light flashing, should I pull over'

Passenger: 'Nah, it's just beacon bandits, keep going'.

by northlondon93 October 09, 2011

beacon

a gun with a laser

1- “you a pussy bitch bro”

2- keep talkin imma bring the beacon out lil jit

by bootyscratcher69 April 06, 2021

Beacon Journal

(lee-kun yer-nal) n. A news paper thought to be so unreliable that school children are prohibited from using it as a source in their current events homework.

"Do you have any toilet paper?"
"No, but I just picked up today's copy of the Beacon Journal."

by wordsmithhomie October 07, 2016

Another hand touches the beacon

Also called a kidney stone, the beacon is a multi sided sphere around the size of a basket ball which another person touches

Him: " hey, you wanna play dnd with my new dice I found "
Me: " another hand touches the beacon

by Afreshsoda May 25, 2021

Beacon

1. That sexy guy who's sort of weird, yet kind and has a really huge d*ck. Haha yeah...

2. The light of your life, an absolutely stunning person. You instantly fall head over hills for them, either that or they're so attractive that you always wanna f*ck em’.

“That guy Marcus is a real beacon am I right? God, please f*ck me...”

by SingaLewdle February 06, 2021

Beacon blonde

A very bright blonde haired person who you can see for mile

Wow hake is such a beacon blonde

by Jwi8sp94 March 23, 2020