Turkish Battleship

A Turkish Battleship is a synonym for a pre WorldWar 2 era Soviet Battlecruiser of questionable quality.

A conversation in a Soviet naval base.
-Is that a ship or a floating piece of rubble?
-That's just a Turkish Battleship.

by ComradeSeagull May 17, 2018

California Battleship

A woman is floating naked in a pool with her eyes closed. Her man (also naked) goes inside the house and shoves a firework up his ass. He then lites it and runs back to the pool. He sneaks in the pool and lays flat and still. He takes a massive shit in the pool. As the turd exits his asshole, the firework propels the turd under the water straight at the woman, hopefully hitting a hole of his choice. Upon arrival, the man’s torpedo explodes in her, giving her an unforgettable orgasm.

Hey Baxter, can you place another order of mortars for me, I am getting low from my bitches getting so many California Battleships lately.

by Firebird6969 August 14, 2024

Turkish Battleship

Turkish Battleship, something that sounds like it would be on Urban Dictionary

"A Turkish battleship sounds like it would be on urban dictionary

by Slaviodicus May 17, 2018

Battleship

A type of warship used for destruction of exact or close replicas of itself

the battleship fired its 40mm cannons and ripped the open the hull of the corvette who was desperately trying to get away.

by PossesedAdmiral May 27, 2020

Playing Battleship

When a man is with a lady and just before climax, the man turns off the light, spins around three times, and tries to make into the ladies mouth.

I was playing Battleship with my chick last night, and I totally sunk it!

by RichPurpleDucky November 21, 2020