Bathroom Ballet

When two men stand back to back holding the other man’s dick Simultaneously peeing in the toilet while the other one aims for them. So one mans peeing in the toilet while the other holds and aims for them.

“So I was at the DG bathroom and some man offered to engage in a bathroom ballet. It was beautiful.

by Banana & Split April 08, 2022

Destroyed the bathroom

When someone smells up a bathroom so bad from taking a shit it makes other people gag when they enter.

I wouldn't go in there. Who ever it was took a really smelly dump and destroyed the bathroom!

by cpetkunas April 20, 2019

Bathroom Animal

A person (almost 99.999% of the time female) who spends an exorbitant amount of time in the bathroom. This individual often possesses a large amount of "bathroom equipment". A Bathroom Animal (BA) can be self-aware but often they don't care if others need to use the facitilites that they consider their natural habitat. Bathroom Animals can spend as much as 1,200 to 2,000 days in the bathroom over the span of their lifetime . *Estimate based on 80 year life expectancy and 1 to 1.5 hours a day in the "john". Many exceed this total and some wildlife experts believe that some BAs can spend as much as 5,000 days in a domestic bathroom setting.

Jesus.....we're going to be 30 minutes late for the event and I really have to use the toilet. I can't wait for that bathroom animal to finish up!

by Kmann March 14, 2015

School Bathroom

A school bathroom is a bathroom that smells like butter and the piss in the urinal is dark orange.

Jacob: "Dude, I got to shit."
Mason: "Nah bro, the school bathroom smells like butter"

by CertifiedBruhMoment December 22, 2019

highschool bathroom

they don't exist only juul rooms exist

highschooler 1: ummm wheres the bathroom?
highschooler 2: whats a bathroom?
highschooler 1: a room with toliets…..
highschooler 2: OOOHHHHH YOU MEAN THE JUUL ROOM!

the highschool bathroom in a nutshell

by fucking help me March 23, 2019

public bathroom

Where senators go to end their careers.

The senator was reported to have had a wide stance in a public bathroom a.k.a. He's gay.

by Scyfersythe October 04, 2007

Bathroom Book

A book intentionally bought for
bathroom reading.

Jordana: God she's been in the bathroom forever.
Allee: She must be enjoying that bathroom book right about now!

by xxxfishnetsxxx February 27, 2009