Bart Sibrel

Conspiracy theorist that believed the Moon landing was a hoax. Harassed former astronaut Buzz Aldrin only to get bitch slapped.

Bart Sibrel is as paranoid as Dale Gribble.

by Delakando August 21, 2009

Bart brooks

The art of. Taking dick in the mouth and still finding room aground it to snitch on sombody

O boy done the bart brooks the other day when the county stopped him. To get his snitchin ass out of trouble

by Maze4daze February 11, 2020

Bart Simpson

The closest thing to a man that Mrs Krabappel has.

And that's so depressing she thinks she's gonna cry

by gracie April 27, 2005

Bart Simpson

Devious, underachieving, school-hating, irreverent, clever.

Known aliases: Rudiger, El Barto, Santos L. Halper

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 17, 2003

Barted Lag

A stupid, skanky, and/or ugly chick

Look at those two fat ass barted lags over by the big three

by Calzatran Cozotten September 26, 2003

Ike Bart

The hero of the Absolute TRL forums.He is 21 years old,lives in Akron, Ohio, lives with his parents, has a bad brother named Aaron who beats him up, Doesn't have a job, and can't drive. He makes songs as well which include such classics like 'Limp Bizkit's Da Biscuit' and 'Linkin Bizkit'.His musicial idols include Lillix, Lindsay Lohan, and VNV Nation.He is quite possibly the future ruler of the world.

Ike Bart Is House

HONKKKK

by Benny G February 10, 2005

Mr. Bart

A bald prick that has sex with hairy tan gay guys named Fernadez Hein.

Mr. Bart: That was a lot of fun in the teachers lounge Hein.
Mr. Hein: *rubs ass*

by soapntoast September 29, 2008