yard barge

A grossly overweight person slowly moving/gliding/walking across land.

Wow—She’s a real yard barge now, I’m glad I f*ed her back when she was skinny and looked good!

by 1wiseguy August 23, 2022

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cider barge

A “Cider Barge” is a Bristolian term for the large local woman you wake up with after a particularly hard drinking session.

Amongst mates at the pub: Harry: "Stan, that pub last night was great, but the cider gave me a stinking hangover..."

.. pause ... Stan: "Well, I got hit by a cider barge..." Harry: ".... You'll need this, then. Drink up."

by Monsieur_TMA1 April 16, 2023

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Barg Yarg Inard

when a young jit pulls up speaking a different lingo and he aint richard smoove wit it cuzzo ong

Girl: wanna sex
Boy: barg yarg inard my brotha
Girl: I wish you died in '84

by ilikeminors May 02, 2022

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charge barge

When someone enters boisterously.

He charge barged into the bedroom thinking that I was cheating that night.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

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barge capping

Barge Capping is when an rather large or should we say massive lady has a thing we like to call an apron that when her rainhead suctions to a man’s or woman’s limb and not only barges it’s way in but it coats the area like a cap !! Barge Capping!! This sexual activity does hurt the other person because of the sheer gerth of the massive lady’s big box doing this technique.

Pete turned down Belinda when she asked if she could barge capping his thigh !!!

“Shit man I got barge capped to the fucking maximum last night by big box belinda and it was fucking the most moist suction pleasure I’ve ever received to my thigh” Pete Said !!

by ShadieCracktivities May 14, 2022

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