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baleeted

Coined by Homestar Runner as he was answering Strong Bad's emails in Ep#50 when he was on the phone.
"Dear Strong Bad, how do you type with boxing gloves on?" -- Scott from Surrey BC Canada

"Oh, even I know what to do with that one." -- Homestar

a> BALEETED!
Bad command or file name.
a> DELTAEDED!
Bad command or file name.

and so on...
by stavr0 May 13, 2003
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babecicle

The act of shoving a popsicle stick up ones ass (namely a prostitute) then proceeding to pour at least 1 gallon of Kool-Aid over them, finally locking them in a freezer for a length of time.
She only charges 150$ for a babecicle.
by uselessanon January 7, 2011
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Gareth Bale

Absolute phenom currently playing as a winger for Tottenham Hotspur and Wales national team.

He's good enough to start for any team in the world.

Made a fool out of Inter Milan, champions of Europe.
Gareth Bale is absolutely ridiculous, just watch the highlights of the Tottenham v. Inter Milan 3-1 game

or the Inter Milan v. Tottenham 4-3 game where he scored a hat-trick
by Yidd December 1, 2010
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Balcony Boxing

The act of masterbating on a balcony or other lofty location visible to the public.
Ralph likes to do a bit of balcony boxing.
by Steve 'Sadam' Adams May 15, 2007
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Baecon

Bacon that is bae
Bro #1: Hey are you bringing that girl home tonight?
Bro #2: Nah man, I have a pack of baecon waiting for me back home.
by liizzy November 9, 2014
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Balcony Shot

When you finish fucking your girl doggy style while she is bent over a balcony and she ducks before you get off so that your cum can achieve maximum distance as it flies off of the balcony.

VETERAN'S TIP: A well timed Donkey Punch just prior to orgasm can greatly improve the trajectory of your semen.

If you are lucky by the time you finish a small crowd will have gathered below the balcony to watch the show. If you manage to get any sex juice on any innocent bystanders you get to add an extra 10 feet per person (midgets count as double points!) onto the measurement of your spooge.

If your doggy rompin' balcony destroying good time draws too much of a crowd it is highly recommended to perform a filthy ninja and make a quick escape!
Mike: "Hey Kristin I'm feeling pretty strong tonight after snorting those rails of Extenze. How do you feel about heading outside and helping me go for a new Balcony Shot personal record?

Kristin: "Sure that's fine but let me finish my juice box first."
by SillyDilly June 16, 2010
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Balaclava

A warm woolen hood covering the head and neck, leaving a slot for parts of the face, they are comfortable in winter and sometimes act as face protection.
a.k.a. Balaclava Helmet
by P. Redeckis May 3, 2006
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