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Buffledoo

A large Domino's meat lover pizza that has been jizzed on.
"Dude, you did not just turn my large Domino's meat lover pizza into a buffledoo."
"Domino's got me acting up."
by CoffeeGopher August 26, 2022
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bafflegasted

A word used when ur so surprised you need to be baffled and flabbergasted at the same time!
WOAH THATS CRAZY IM BAFFLEGASTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by anonymous March 7, 2023
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Baffleship

The statement of having produced multiple orgasms, four or more, to the point where the party is so cum drunk that words are mixed up. Usually this can also be shown as a devolution to guttural moans and grunts as the base communication until recovered.
You've sunk my baffleship.

You've baffleshipped me!
"I was able to sink that baffleship in way I didn't think is possible for me."
by Mori_122 August 26, 2024
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bafflegag

When a Collins shaft hits the throat
Colin bafflegag sev
by anonymous November 15, 2023
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Baffle

Baffle is a sex term, where you hold the shaft of your erect penis and slowly feed your testicles into a vagina, mouth, or extremely well-prepped anus.
"I ball baffle these bitches, I'm not trying to make a baby!"
by Racer XXX February 23, 2024
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bafflegab

băfəl-găb noun Speaking in a way that is incomprehensible, confusing, wordy, and filled with pretentious rhetoric so that the listener(s) are perplexed or kept from understanding, especially to frustrate or prevent listener(s) from taking action. Confounding and nonsensical talk or language marked by abstractions, jargon, euphemisms, and circumlocutions with the purpose of obscuring, confusing, hindering, and/or misleading the listener(s).
That keynote address was so full of bafflegab I am utterly perplexed.

Our team of analysts, who translate bafflegab for a living, admitted they couldn’t make sense of the candidate’s position on any of the key issues.

On standing committee, opposition back-benchers are frequently supplied with bafflegab notes by “specialist advisors”.

The effect you’re aiming at is bafflegab, so make sure you speak slowly, pronounce your words very clearly, and pause frequently while gesturing and nodding your head yes, so the audience will think your speech is historically significant.

The CFO elevated bafflegab to an art form in that quarterly earnings call.
by PuntasticBlonde September 3, 2024
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Bafflebait

A post or meme that is intentionally confusing in order to increase engagement
"Did you see that meme with the spoons saying only girls will get this, I don't understand it"

"That's such bafflebait bro"
by Boloman March 17, 2026
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