Bacon

Awesomeness in the form of strips of pork, that tastes sooo good it makes your day better!

Jeff: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Lou: Too bad dude...you want some bacon?
Jeff: Hells yeah. F**k her anyway I do what I please..mmm tasty

by JayTD November 29, 2009

Bacon

Nature's Candy.

Bacon grows off trees, primarily ripe in the late spring.

by Nefarious! February 03, 2010

Bacon

The greatest thing known to the human race.

"Hey Joe, whats your favorite food?"

"Bacon. Duh."

by afishypuss November 23, 2009

bacon

The best stuff on earth
It can cure cancer

that pig has some serious dick

by Hasbro Jones May 21, 2004

bacon

- unwanted email that is not quite spam
- email you signed up for but don't really want
- email you want to receive but don't want in your inbox

When signing up for a free account on that web site they send you an activation email along with seven other "welcome" messages. Those seven messages are bacon.

by David Marcucci August 24, 2007

bacon

possibly the most overrated food on this planet

it's bacon, calm the fuck down

by hiphophead293847 November 26, 2009

bacon

A Police Officer who is giving you a hard time, or being a "dick".

That bacon was all over my ass, i didnt do shit.

by The Los October 07, 2004