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backstabber

some one who says something to your face and another thing about you behind your back
NIALL:dude1 that song you wrote rocks i love it! im gonna write in on my dick so ill never forget it!
Dude1:ok cool but i gtg see ya!
Dude2: so niall what did he say
NIALL: oh he was being a fucking showoff about his song
Dude2: that song sucks though!
NIALL: yea i know man he fucking gets on my nerves
Dude1: Niall you backstabber
Niall: fuck off you lieing cunt! i dont fucking like you because your so arrogant!
Dude1: look in the fucking mirror and think
by That Bass player you pissed off September 5, 2008
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Backseat Handshake

She must have been ready to go because when I got there she just greeted me with the ol' backseat handshake.
by aaronjaymus May 27, 2010
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backseat coaching

When overprotective parents, grandparents or homosexual cousins of players yell demands from the stands, becnhes, or observational area which disrupt the entire game, piss off the coach and tear the conventional moral fabric of sportsmanship.
(Unatheleitc six year old kicks the ball into their own goal)

Overcompetitve masochistic alpha male (father): JESUS F***ING CHRIST JENNY. THIS ISNT F****ING RECESS!!! YOU'RE A COMPLETE FAILURE F**K!

Coach: Jesus, this is just AYSO we're not actually playing soccer!

Stever Irwin: Here we have the primitive backseat coaching father, who never acheived anything significant in life so he takes it out on his seeds.
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Backseat chicken choker

When you are driving with four people in the car and your friend in the backseat is getting a Blow Job while laughing uncontrollably. Typically the people in the front seat are unaware of what is happening behind them.
Person 1- Dude I heard Gabe got a Backseat chicken choker in your car.
Person 2- Yea i didn't even notice because i was driving.
Person 1- Dude that guy is a legend.
by Gods Of Aesthetics January 2, 2015
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backseat grillin

A) Sitting low in the backseat of a darkened car while smiling so that only your grill can be seen, shining under the streetlights.

B) Telling your friend how to BBQ while at his home eating his food.
A) Backseat grillin' yo!

B) Sorry man, sometimes I can't help myself from backseat grillin' ya when you're leaving that BBQ open so much.
by Tron_Diddly August 11, 2014
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Backstabbing Coward

Someone who pretends to be your friend, but will stab you in the back when given the opportunity. Then when you confront them about it they run away and refuse to explain themselves.
Cory: Matt I thought we were friends!?Why would you go to the supervisor to get me in trouble when the issue could of easily been resolved between us two?!

Matt: I don't want to talk about it. Leave me alone, I don't want to talk to you!

Cory: Wow you are the definition of a Backstabbing Coward!!
by Backflip Guy December 3, 2016
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backseat jimmy

A 6’1 kid who sits in the back seat and let’s his little sister sit in the front.
Backseat Jimmy is sitting his bum ass in the backseat when no ones in the front.
by TC TC Beep beep December 15, 2017
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