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backseat shenanigans

When someone does something mischevious, sexual or otherwise in the backseat of a vehicle.

*Common in black VL non-turbos*
PERSON 1: "Ey, what's this sticky stuff in the backseat of your VL?"

PERSON 2: "Was it Paul and Vanessa's backseat shenanigans after Jimmies?"

PERSON 1: "It was, those horny fucks!"

PERSON 2: "Doesn't he live in Gunn Court?"

PERSON 1: "Let's go egg him"
by Stevito January 13, 2008
mugGet the backseat shenanigansmug.

backseat preacher

When someone tells you what to believe in without going into any detail, or getting any consent from you to do so in the first place.
Man 1: "You have to believe that it happened!"
Man 2: "Stop being such a backseat preacher! I never asked to you to tell me what to believe!"
by Justin Wilkinson July 28, 2008
mugGet the backseat preachermug.

backseat humper

1. anyone that participates in rectal raiding

2. anyone that fucks in the backseat of a car
3. watching porn and trying to tell them how to do it
dude! i drove by the movie theater and guess what i saw!! i saw two dudes doin' the backseat hump!! they was backseat humpers!
by crazy cat ladyies May 17, 2011
mugGet the backseat humpermug.

backseat watcher

when people are watching tv, and one person begins to tell the person in possession of the remote to change channels.
Ron- "we missed the last play of the game because joe made rick change the channel to the weather station"

tom- "what a backseat watcher"
by guppietoe December 5, 2009
mugGet the backseat watchermug.

backseat meat

The act of someone eating or beating someone else's meat in the backseat of a car.
Stoner Dude 1 : Dude I was in an uber with my girl on the way to the weed shop and we got hella bored so I gave her some backseat meat and she took it like a boss until the uber driver made us get out of the car and we had to walk to the smokeshop naked!
Stoner Dude 2 : Dude no fuckin way!!! know take a hit from dis bong
by Pussy Licker 69 420 September 27, 2019
mugGet the backseat meatmug.

Backseat Jabberwockies

Bizarre actions being done in the backseat of a car, the actions can range anywhere from straight up BOSSHARD (these actions are just barely Backseat Jabberwockies so they could instead be called ultra-instinct bruh moments), to 🅱osshard moments.
Friend 1: Bro this headass I know was doing some Backseat Jabberwockies the other day and literally ended up with his head up his ass

Friend 2: Bruh wtf how

Friend 1: Backseat Jabberwockies bro
by Bruhfelia September 27, 2019
mugGet the Backseat Jabberwockiesmug.

Backseat Munching

Backseat Munching is the act of instigating // starting shit amongst others in order to cause chaos.

Another instance of Backseat Munching is in videogames. Upon fighting a difficult mob, or boss they are backseat munching your lets-play causing you a headache.
1st Example: "Yo John was backseat munching and telling Chris that I called him fat"

2nd Example: "That mob in Minecraft was backseat munching so hard! Killed me 3 times damn it!"

3rd Example: You're playing jackbox & the spectators are being backseat munchers, they're adding input that doesn't effect the game just to start shit between the players.
by NitroPvPYT March 18, 2022
mugGet the Backseat Munchingmug.

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